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Request I am a wizard.


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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

This is my role-playing alt Posted:

lol u thhink ur a troll tahts funny

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Also, I’m a Half-Orc Barbarian/Ranger hybrid dual wielding craghammers to increase the average damage of my Twin Strike.


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Nobody Owens

Avatar: 234154 2010-04-08 03:40:01 -0400

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

A wizard? My good friend was a witch..but I heard they don’t have souls. Do you have a soul, Cheins? DO YOU???

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Adapt Posted:

i have explicit knowledge of mountains.

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

i have a friend whose gay for wizards, as it turns out


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

How did you know I wrote a story about wizards?

Adapt edited this message on 05/18/2010 3:22AM

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

uh, john told me. he was snooping all over your room and i was all ‘damn boy respect the girls privacy’ but he just ignored me

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 05/18/2010 4:52AM

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
53

[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

WHERE IS THE JIZZ WIZARD
WHEN WE NEED HIM MORE
THAN EVER BEFORE?


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Kerrigan - Q-
ueen of Blad-
es

Avatar: 196463 2011-11-26 01:50:06 -0500
65

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 15 Hacker

At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen **** of the Universe.

It has been said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I have seen the most advanced technology that this universe has to offer, their users could then be said to be wizards. I am a product of the most advanced technology mankind has to offer combined technology beyond even that of those aforementioned wizards, and I have not only faced their “magic” but destroyed it utterly.

What then would that make me?


Prepare yourself for the Void

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Kerrigan – Queen of Blades Posted:

It has been said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I have seen the most advanced technology that this universe has to offer, their users could then be said to be wizards. I am a product of the most advanced technology mankind has to offer combined technology beyond even that of those aforementioned wizards, and I have not only faced their “magic” but destroyed it utterly.

What then would that make me?

A corruption.

The Protoss have destroyed your Cerebrates before, they can just as easily destroy you.

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Kerrigan - Q-
ueen of Blad-
es

Avatar: 196463 2011-11-26 01:50:06 -0500
65

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 15 Hacker

At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen **** of the Universe.

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

A corruption.

The Protoss have destroyed your Cerebrates before, they can just as easily destroy you.

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Tell that to Raszagal. With Telematros destroyed and the home world of the remaining Dark Templar no longer hidden it is only a matter of time before I grow weary of their interference and remove them from their world.

They were unable to defeat me on Char with the aid of the now destroyed UED fleet and the Terran Dominion at their side. What makes you think that the 2 remaining groups have a chance against me now?

Certainly though in the meantime I could find great use in certain artifacts that may be uncovered in Cheins’s quest. You may keep your gold, I seek only power.


Prepare yourself for the Void

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