WWELLL I ALSO LYK BLOD CUZ WHEN I GOT male reproductive organ IN MY HOLE IT BLEEDZ LULZ

AND I LIEK THAT MY bumHOLE BLEEDS LOLZ

note to Escher: you ought to dilute the honey, honey. That way it isn’t too much sweetness at once.

i unnerstand teh blood thing dis one time i cut my boob wit a razer cuz i was tryin to shave my chest n it jus kept bleedin n my bf saw it n it made him hot n he started rubbin his head in teh cut n i was totly dry cuz i wuz scared about how much blood i was losin but it was teh best lube we eva used!!!!!!! he slid right in. i dont remember much cuz i pbumed out. but now 4 a special treat we use blood in bed. i h8 razor cuts so sumtimes we use teh cat.

MuddyBallzFlap Posted:

i unnerstand teh blood thing dis one time i cut my boob wit a razer cuz i was tryin to shave my chest n it jus kept bleedin n my bf saw it n it made him hot n he started rubbin his head in teh cut n i was totly dry cuz i wuz scared about how much blood i was losin but it was teh best lube we eva used!!!!!!! he slid right in. i dont remember much cuz i pbumed out. but now 4 a special treat we use blood in bed. i h8 razor cuts so sumtimes we use teh cat.

I remember that, I think a bunch of guys ****ed your cut and eventually it got so much dried great times stuck in it that it stopped bleeding.