N̩͓̤͔̣͚̐ͮͬ̃ͪ̚̚ê̥͓͍͎̍̀i̛̜̞̫͇͕̺̎͑͗͑͋ͭt͖̼͈̼̩͈̄͢͞ͅh̗̪̟̦̙̋ͯ̄ͧ͢ë̫̣͕̗̭͈̺̝͘͟͟r̮͉͓̘̼͓͋̕͘͡ ̀̓ͯͩ̿ͧ̿ͪ҉̥̲̣̜ȓ͔̩͓̬̜̠͑̽o͉̹̪̻̭̫̫͐͠b̸̯̞̱̣͕̜̤̜ͪͣ̀̇̽̌ͦ͞ͅoͯ͊̆̚͏͈̖̜͎͚̖t̥̔̍͂͗̋ͧͣͤ͊͝ş͗͆̆ͪ̈́̈́ͦͤ҉̗̩͖ ̢̨̯̙̣͎̜̠̝̒ͩͣͮň̯͙̮̬̭̪̤͛͐͒̈o̦̜̟̿͊ͯ̈́̅r̟͎̱̼͍̻̫ͫ͘ ̫̩̾ͣ̉̓̌̿̓͊ǎ̖͉̲͙͖̰͇̿l̺͎ͩͧ̀͞ͅi͔̤̜̇̎ͤͤͥ͐̅̀ȅ̩̖̲̖͉̗͛̊ͯ͢n̟̺̥͛́͛ͩͩ͑̉ͨ͞s̙̱̟̜̣̱̯̞̑͆̈́͋ͪͦ ͍̖̤̞̯̣ͥͣ̉̿̾̒ͥ̓ĉ̨̛̖̹̰͈͕̹̣̦̉ͤ̊̌ͅà̑̇̀͆͌̿̌̍͏̢͇̭n̴̝͉͈̬͓̫͇͋̉̎ͧ̀̒̈́̚ ̷̅̒ͫ̍̈̈́͏̫͖s̵̶̤̠̙̠͚ͬ̏̂͂̑ͤt̟̮ͯ͌ͨ͠a̳͉̟̪̍̊̍̐̆ͪ̃ͧ̓n̶͚ͧ͆̔̿͊͑ͩ͜͜d̙̮̖ͫ̾́͢ ̸̷͚̤͔̜̳̯͍ͯ́ͫ̈ͬ̍ͯ̚ȗ̲̹̮̟̯̒͒ͭ͢͞ͅp̵̬͙̍ͦ̃ͤ̄̀ͯ͠ ̰͖̐̑̇̄ͤ͡t͕̥̠̹͓̬̰̞́͛̽̈́ͬ̓̊o̻͖̘̩̞̭ͣͤͥ̀͑̍ ̸̝͓̭̼̈́̈̽̏̎ͩͨͣ͠tͪ͗ͪ͏̤̲͈̬̼͖̺͇h̿̅̏͐̀́ͮ̀͏͚͍̝̜̫͉͔̟̮ȇ̷̝̟̹͇̯̳̰̎͡ ̗͙̙̰͉̲̣̠ͯ̐l̡̖͙͔͖̄ͦ̍̊̔́͜ͅi̷̠̱̲̹̹̰͂͋ͨk̵̯̘͂e̢̯͚̳͖̖ͮ̊́̔̾ş̛̯̃̊͐̔ͨ͆ͬ̀ ͍͔̪͌̄̿ͨ̍̎ͮ͌́̚o̢̪̦͚̪͚̻̺ͣͧͣ̓̃ͬf̩̭̘̋͗̍̏̅ ̡̧̝̠̹̪̹̣̭̐̍ͬ̀̌̐̂m̵̛̜̫ͪ͢e͍͔͈͔͚ͪͫ̒̂͋.̵̜͕̹̬̮̯̳͐ͨ̈

Ṇ̨͉͎ͪ͝ȏ̵͙̥̞̠͕͙̺͆͐ ̭̩̥̟̃̿̔ͪͦ̽ö̓̌̓ͫ̔̈́͏̸̧̙̥͓ṉ̷͎̥͚͓͔ͤ̍͘ě̺̝͍̥̝͘͝ ̴͎̤̪͖̥͗͊̏̐̋ͣͮ͋͐ͅe̸̯̠͍͇͈̊͛͞ş̂̿͋͐ͮͥ̽ͧ҉͔̳̹̪̯͙̘̭̮c̷̢̥̮̦̼̞͑͆͐̃ͭa͒̃͒ͣͤ͏̘͓̗͜p͖̞̻͇ͧ̍̐̈́͒̚̚͜͡e̘̣̻̯̥͙͕̫ͭ̂̑͛̀͜ͅs̴̡̮̬ͤͫ̿.ͮ̂̑̓͏̞͔

W͔͖h͇̒̈́͂a̠̖̭̭̤͎͐̍̔̅̍͛t̲ͨ̅ͫ’͈͓͖̎ͭ̑͛ͦs͕̣ͥ͒ͩ̈́ͣ́ ͚̥͚̰̫͐ͫ̿͆t̯̰͈͚͈̗̔͡hͪͩͫ̋̄i̢̳̟̙̞̪̜͚̎́͂͋s̟ͭ̎?̟̥̹̦͙͚̫̇̈́̂͂

ͬ͑ͪͧ̉̿͝A̛͔̞͈̞̠ ̜̬̼͕̪̜̮ͦ̂ͪ̈̏ͥ̔l̔͂̀͋ȉ̥̼͇̺͔̗͆v̧̺̥̱̻ͣ̔̂̉̽̚î̱̞̥̫̙̞͑n̮̖̘gͥ͑͐ͧͮ̒ ͕̺͕͋ͦͬͣ̇̚͠m̽̆ͬ̂ḛ̪̫̻̳̈́̾ͭc͎̮̥͚͓͓̙͂͐ͭͬ͗ͬh͖̮ͤͩ̇ͧa̫̯̟̹̣ͬ̾ͥ̈̿̄̐ṇ̳̰ͥ̌͗͗̏ͥi̷̟̝̪̋̐̋̽͊ͯͭs̫̲̬̼͛ͅm̦ ̴͆̐͑ͧ̄͐ẇ̠̺̙̪͕̝ͦ̉͌̕i̺̫̰̦̞̍̌ͮ͂ͣ̓ͧt́ͩ̔̔ͯ҉̥͈̦̪ḣ̤͜ ̡̙̲̫̤̜͇͉ͫ̂̊̀̐n͙̖͔̦͓̔͐̋̊̂̏̚ō̳̞̺̹̃̈́̓ ̦͙̩̏̿͋͆͑̚͜š̷̙͔̣̦̜ͧ̽͗o̲u͓̔ͦ̈́l̦̥̗̹͚̜̜̓ͯ̉ͮ́ͬ̂͡ ̛̭̳̺̭̈͒ͣ̔͆ṭ̻͍̯̗͖̔ͦ͌́̔̋͝ō̪̜̱̿͌̾ ̱̹͎͉̔ͧ͗ͅc̖̝o̟̜̟̖͔̼ͫr͉̗̦̍̃r͉͉͙̹͍ǔ̫͕̱̿ͨ͐p̼̗̞ṯ͌͒̾ͫ̕ͅ?̼̼̩͎̟̯̗͐ͥ̓̀̀͂

̤̜͍͈̪̪͈̏ͭ̉̆ͥD̶ͫͭͪ͒̚a̘ͥ̋͆̃̽͌̚m̡͈̳̹̟̯̎ͩ̓ͤ̔ṉ̴̠̓̌̂̌.̛̺̭̫̗̩̱̮ͫ̆̋̂̎̚

̴̮̺̯͙͚̮̠̐Wͣ̋̓̿̔è̍́̃̒̉҉̲͙̤͔͖͙̩ ̶̻͂̇̚mͮͦ̆̽̌͏͈̘̹̤̪ū̪̰̣̼̜̎̆ͬͅs̳̮͎͂͊͘ͅtͪ̇̒ͩ̊͛͋ ͈̯̻̤͎̬̫̾͂l̮͍ͨ̅̏̋̐͆͡e̾̀ͥ͒ͤ̿͡aͣ̏ͮͧ͋̉̅v̯̭̄̾ͪͯ͐̚e͈̗̟̞̼̖ͤ̏̍ͭ,̸̗̺̹̣̈ ̹̩͙͔ͥ̃ͫm̱̺̜̮͔͎̭͛̅̈́ͨ̀ͫ͐yͪ̃̾̀͏͕̤͚̱ ̡̜̻̰̼̍̽ͭ̿̓l̻͒̆̉̃̆̅ǐ̮̯͙̼̝ͣͬ͊̚êg̪̥ͧ̃̈̆ͨ͒̐e̪̜̗͓̰͋̄͞.̴̖͉̯̄̽

ZALG0 Posted:

W͔͖h͇̒̈́͂a̠̖̭̭̤͎͐̍̔̅̍͛t̲ͨ̅ͫ’͈͓͖̎ͭ̑͛ͦs͕̣ͥ͒ͩ̈́ͣ́ ͚̥͚̰̫͐ͫ̿͆t̯̰͈͚͈̗̔͡hͪͩͫ̋̄i̢̳̟̙̞̪̜͚̎́͂͋s̟ͭ̎?̟̥̹̦͙͚̫̇̈́̂͂

ͬ͑ͪͧ̉̿͝A̛͔̞͈̞̠ ̜̬̼͕̪̜̮ͦ̂ͪ̈̏ͥ̔l̔͂̀͋ȉ̥̼͇̺͔̗͆v̧̺̥̱̻ͣ̔̂̉̽̚î̱̞̥̫̙̞͑n̮̖̘gͥ͑͐ͧͮ̒ ͕̺͕͋ͦͬͣ̇̚͠m̽̆ͬ̂ḛ̪̫̻̳̈́̾ͭc͎̮̥͚͓͓̙͂͐ͭͬ͗ͬh͖̮ͤͩ̇ͧa̫̯̟̹̣ͬ̾ͥ̈̿̄̐ṇ̳̰ͥ̌͗͗̏ͥi̷̟̝̪̋̐̋̽͊ͯͭs̫̲̬̼͛ͅm̦ ̴͆̐͑ͧ̄͐ẇ̠̺̙̪͕̝ͦ̉͌̕i̺̫̰̦̞̍̌ͮ͂ͣ̓ͧt́ͩ̔̔ͯ҉̥͈̦̪ḣ̤͜ ̡̙̲̫̤̜͇͉ͫ̂̊̀̐n͙̖͔̦͓̔͐̋̊̂̏̚ō̳̞̺̹̃̈́̓ ̦͙̩̏̿͋͆͑̚͜š̷̙͔̣̦̜ͧ̽͗o̲u͓̔ͦ̈́l̦̥̗̹͚̜̜̓ͯ̉ͮ́ͬ̂͡ ̛̭̳̺̭̈͒ͣ̔͆ṭ̻͍̯̗͖̔ͦ͌́̔̋͝ō̪̜̱̿͌̾ ̱̹͎͉̔ͧ͗ͅc̖̝o̟̜̟̖͔̼ͫr͉̗̦̍̃r͉͉͙̹͍ǔ̫͕̱̿ͨ͐p̼̗̞ṯ͌͒̾ͫ̕ͅ?̼̼̩͎̟̯̗͐ͥ̓̀̀͂

̤̜͍͈̪̪͈̏ͭ̉̆ͥD̶ͫͭͪ͒̚a̘ͥ̋͆̃̽͌̚m̡͈̳̹̟̯̎ͩ̓ͤ̔ṉ̴̠̓̌̂̌.̛̺̭̫̗̩̱̮ͫ̆̋̂̎̚

̴̮̺̯͙͚̮̠̐Wͣ̋̓̿̔è̍́̃̒̉҉̲͙̤͔͖͙̩ ̶̻͂̇̚mͮͦ̆̽̌͏͈̘̹̤̪ū̪̰̣̼̜̎̆ͬͅs̳̮͎͂͊͘ͅtͪ̇̒ͩ̊͛͋ ͈̯̻̤͎̬̫̾͂l̮͍ͨ̅̏̋̐͆͡e̾̀ͥ͒ͤ̿͡aͣ̏ͮͧ͋̉̅v̯̭̄̾ͪͯ͐̚e͈̗̟̞̼̖ͤ̏̍ͭ,̸̗̺̹̣̈ ̹̩͙͔ͥ̃ͫm̱̺̜̮͔͎̭͛̅̈́ͨ̀ͫ͐yͪ̃̾̀͏͕̤͚̱ ̡̜̻̰̼̍̽ͭ̿̓l̻͒̆̉̃̆̅ǐ̮̯͙̼̝ͣͬ͊̚êg̪̥ͧ̃̈̆ͨ͒̐e̪̜̗͓̰͋̄͞.̴̖͉̯̄̽

*transmitting*

This E̘̲͐ͫ͒̿̽ͅarth dialect is one̵̺̝̗͋ͯ̄̂͂̉ that I am not familiar with.

Cross-re͛͏̢̮̯͇͖̯͘fȩ̧̣̩̥̮̼̥ͮ̓ͅrĕ̶̜̰̟̰̟̘̤̼͐̃ͅncing.

It appę̷̸̗͙͚͕͙̌͗ͅars as though it is a corruption of E̘̲͐ͫ͒̿̽ͅnglish, possibly through mind control.