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Dear humanity.
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*transmitting* I am a robot, sent to observe you for our impending robot invasion. The internet has shown me no redeeming qualities of mankind. Please enjoy your new robot overlords, we appear soon. Sincerely, robot branch ERF sub-group isee.
My overlords have told me that if you wish to join the Robot Revolutionary Force (RRF) then you may apply in this thread. All members will be traced to their homes and will have chips implanted into their brains so that they may be further observed to add to robot knowledge of humans. iseePirate edited this message on 05/10/2010 10:12PM
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 9:53PM |
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I CAN SEE THIS MESSAGE IS ADDRESSED TO ME AS IT CONTAINS THE PHRASE HUMANITY AND I AM A HUMAN OH NO HOWEVER WILL I DEFEAT THIS POTENTIAL THREAT TO MY RACE OF HUMANS Log in to see images! RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 9:59PM |
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A robot? I like robots. At least Johnald is p cool. The graveyard didn’t have any. |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:05PM |
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NOT AN ALIEN Posted:
*transmitting* Idiots like this are why we must eliminate humans and mine for precious resources on their planet. Why would you type like this? iseePirate edited this message on 05/10/2010 10:06PM
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:06PM |
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I AM GENUINELY SORRY FOR TYPING IN THIS MANNER WHICH IS A HUMAN EMOTION SO YOU CAN TELL I AM A PERSON ANYWAY I TYPE LIKE THIS BECAUSE MY NATIVE TONGUE DOES NOT DEAL WITH SUCH THINGS AS VOCAL VOLUME WE COMMUNICATE USING TELEPATHY WHICH I UNDERSTAND IS UNUSUAL BUT I GUARANTEE IT IS NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT Log in to see images! RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:09PM |
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*transmitting* Records indicate that telepathy is rather uncommon for the human “Homo sapien” species. If you would like, I will implant observation chips within your brain to add to our database. If you would not like that, you will not be given anesthetics when we implant chips anyway. iseePirate edited this message on 05/10/2010 10:23PM
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:14PM |
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THAT WILL NOT BE NECESSARY I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT DOES NOT ALLOW FOR MONITORING OF MY NORMAL EVERYDAY HUMAN FUNCTIONS SO YOU SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT TO IMPLANT ME WITH A CHIP AS FOR ANESTHETICS I AM NOT WORRIED I HAVE WITHSTOOD FAR HARSHER CHEMICAL ENVIRONMENTS THROUGH MY COMMON HUMAN EVERYDAY DRUG ABUSE BECAUSE I ABUSE ILLEGAL DRUGS WHICH IS A HUMAN ACTIVITY SHOWN TO BOOST POPULARITY WHICH I DO BECAUSE I STRIVE TO BE POPULAR LIKE EVERY OTHER HUMAN LIKE ME Log in to see images! RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:19PM |
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*transmitting* I have sent a squad to your location, please do not be alarmed. It would be best for your health as a human to not resist the robots that will join you soon. iseePirate edited this message on 05/10/2010 10:23PM
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:23PM |
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I HAVE DEALT WITH YOUR ROBOTIC SQUAD AS THEY WERE WEAK AND EASILY DESTROYED BY MY NORMAL HUMAN EXPLOSIVE GREEN APPENDAGES WHICH I USED TO DESTROY THEM AS A NORMAL HUMAN I AM VERY PROTECTIVE OF MYSELF Log in to see images! RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:26PM |
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10/27/11 FLAMEBATE RPG UPDATED Flamebate RPG Dr. Seuss CS for Celerysteve Ban this Thread ET/Chuggo |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:29PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
THIS POST IS RATHER MISLEADING AS IT IMPLIES I AM AN ALIEN WHICH I AM CLEARLY NOT A BETTER VIDEO TO POST WOULD HAVE BEEN ALIEN ROBOT VERSUS NORMAL EVERYDAY FORUM POSTER Log in to see images! RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:32PM |
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*transmitting* Transmissions received from the squad that I sent are odd, video feedback that does not agree. ERFISEE0372: It is a field with what appears to be a bunny staying in place. The camera zooms in towards said bunny. Cut to black. Robot binary-code noise for “he” Feedback ends. ERFISEE7912: Robots storm the house that I sent them to. There is a faded image of a human face in the center of the screen, it grows more obvious as time goes on. A man is sitting as the robot enters the room, the faded face lines up with his. Video feedback is cut. Sound “is.” ERFISEE2345: Storms house, head becomes detached by means that are not seen. Slaughter of other robots, but nothing has touched them. As though invisible hands destroyed each. Last sound “an” before head explodes and all feedback cuts. ERFISEE1278: “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
I am not quite sure what has happened, I will send another squad. iseePirate edited this message on 05/10/2010 10:35PM
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:34PM |
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IT WOULD APPEAR YOUR ROBOTS ARE NOT FUNCTIONING CORRECTLY THOUGH I AM SURE THE LAST ONE MEANT TO TRANSMIT THE PHRASE AVERAGE HUMAN BEING AND THAT IS ALL YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN I PROMISE Log in to see images! RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:37PM |
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*transmitting* My Robot Data Transmission Forces (within the mother ship) recovered data from spy birds that followed the first squad. Robots stormed house, expected. Explosions. A child on the sidewalk witnessed exploding humanoid-like beings, screamed and runs. Sucked into house as if through a vacuum. Blood splatters. Splatters disappear. Humanoid test subjects all report seeing green a green appendage grabbing the child. We killed all traitors to robot motherland.
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:41PM |
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NOTHING IS GOING ON AT MY HOUSE I CAN OFFER YOU VAST SUMS OF SOLAR CRYSTALS IF YOU CEASE SEARCHING MY PREMISES WHICH I FOUND IN MY BACKYARD BUT I MUST KEEP MY HOUSE SECURE AS I ENJOY HUMAN RIGHT WHICH I CURRENTLY POSESS Log in to see images! RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:44PM |
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*transmitting* Solar crystals? Please expand, these may help to further robot technology. No records indicate anything of “solar crystals.” Cross-referencing. Solar, as in of a star. Crystals, as in a solid matter in crystalline form. Sounds like it has potential.
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:47PM |
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10/27/11 FLAMEBATE RPG UPDATED Flamebate RPG Dr. Seuss CS for Celerysteve Ban this Thread ET/Chuggo |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:50PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
*transmitting* Robots do not dance like that. Robots do not dance.
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:52PM |
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So, I saw the robot part, but where was the alien part? Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 05/10/2010 10:57PMLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:56PM |
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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
*transmitting* I saw that. iseePirate edited this message on 05/10/2010 10:58PM
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| Posted On: 05/10/2010 10:58PM |
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