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The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

I can pay any one of you mbumive ammounts of Flezz on a regular basis. Tubmail me for more info. Believe me, if you’re enough of a hopeless nerd to view this forum (but then again those in glbum houses shouldn’t throw stones…Log in to see images!


I am The Suspender, and I take over ****ing fabulous persons and their alts.

**** Jalapeno Bootyhole.

**** the League of Mediocre Gentlemen.

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

YO I BE UNEMPLOYED DAWG WTF YOU NEED DONE


The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Instructions and necesarry materials have been sent to you.


I am The Suspender, and I take over ****ing fabulous persons and their alts.

**** Jalapeno Bootyhole.

**** the League of Mediocre Gentlemen.

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

YO THERE AINT **** IN YO TUBMAIL DAWG WTF UP WITH DAT


King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

You’re not going to ask us to kill someone are you?

Because I can’t go down that route again.

Never again.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Oh, yeah, I forgot, I left my invisible self-downloading attachment thing on. So technically, you’re already working for me and recieving automatic Flezz, Blackenstein, whether you know it or not.

KK, Tubmailing you directions.


I am The Suspender, and I take over ****ing fabulous persons and their alts.

**** Jalapeno Bootyhole.

**** the League of Mediocre Gentlemen.

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

KK, your tubmail quota is full and as a result I cannot send you directions or materials.


I am The Suspender, and I take over ****ing fabulous persons and their alts.

**** Jalapeno Bootyhole.

**** the League of Mediocre Gentlemen.

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

OK PHAT

YO DAWG U GOTS ANY LINKS FOR CONDI RICE PR0N, I DOWNLOADED “CONDIRICEFACIALgreat timesSHOT.MPEG.EXE” FROM NOTAVIRUS.COM BUT THEM ****S DIDNT WORK


Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

kn i halp?


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http://grogflog.mybrute.com

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

The Suspender Posted:

KK, your tubmail quota is full and as a result I cannot send you directions or materials.

I’m not sure I even want this.

But I’ve been living in a cardboard box in Dubai for what I think has been a year, and I cannot afford to pbum on this… Business arrangement.

You will now find that I am available.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

squeak squeak

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

I’ve been retired since ‘95, I guess that would mean I’m unemployed. Could I get one of those “Tubmails”?


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xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
4

[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

sounds fishy but why not Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

BLACKENSTEIN Posted:

YO I BE UNEMPLOYED DAWG WTF YOU NEED DONE

Surprise surprise SURPRISE!


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TZX

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

Although such offers have a tendency to be suspicious I have deemed appropriate to respond inquisitively as there is little conceivable way negative consequences could result.

Uli Kunkel

Avatar: 236651 2010-05-10 00:44:55 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 3 Re-Re

I vant to make money. I **** ups your enemies, yes?

Short Attent-
ion Span Girl

Avatar: Model Posing

[Kla]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

The Suspender Posted:

I can pay any one of you mbumive ammounts of Flezz on a regular basis.

tl;dr

What do I have to do?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

I WILL CONSIDER YOUR OFFER MORTAL

MAKE IT QUICK


S . A . T . O . R

A . R . E . P . O

T . E . N . E . T

O . P . E . R . A

R . O . T . A . S

UnluckyCharms

Avatar: Sad Face

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

There is something you gentlemen should know about this Suspender carácter. Meet me in the place usual.


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iViva la revolución!

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

UnluckyCharms Posted:

There is something you gentlemen should know about this Suspender carácter. Meet me in the place usual.

Behind the McDonalds?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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