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Al Azif - The Cipher Mbumcript known as "Liber Logaeth"
 
Al Azif
Ye Book of Ye Arab, Abdul Alhazred, 730 at Damascus
Of Ye Old Ones and their Spawn
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are and the Old Ones shall be. From the dark stars They came ere man was born, unseen and loathsome They descended to primal earth.

Beneath the oceans They brooded while ages past, till seas gave up the land, whereupon They swarmed forth in Their multitudes and darkness ruled the Earth.

At the frozen Poles They raised mighty cities, and upon high places the temples of Those whome nature owns not and the Gods have cursed.

And the spawn of the Old Ones covered the Earth, and Their children endureth throughout the ages. Ye shantaks of Leng are the work of Their hands, the Ghasts who dwelleth in Zin's primordial vaults know Them as their Lords. They have fathered the Na-Hag and the Gaunts that ride the Night; Great Cthulhuis Their brother, the shaggoths Their slaves. The Dholes do homage unto Them in the nighted vale of Pnoth and Gugs sing Their praises beneath the peaks of ancient Throk.

They have walked amidst the stars and They have walked the Earth. The City of Irem in the great desert has known Them; Leng in the Cold Waste has seen Their pbuming, the timeless citadel upon the cloud-vieled heights of unknown Kadath beareth Their mark.

Wantonly the Old Ones trod the ways of darkness and Their blasphemies were great upon the Earth; all creation bowed beneath Their might and knew Them for Their wickedness.

And the Elder Lords opened Their eyes and beheld the abominations of Those that ravaged the Earth. In Their wrath They set their hand against the Old Ones, staying Them in the midst of Their iniquity and casting Them forth from the Earth to the Void beyond the planes where chaos reigns and form abideth not. And the Elder Lords set Their seal upon the Gateway and the power of the Old Ones prevailest not against its might.

Loathsome Cthulhu rose then from the deeps and raged with exceeding great fury against the Earth Guardians. And They bound his venomous claws with potent spells and sealed him up within the City of R'lyeh wherein beneath the waves he shall sleep death's dream until the end of the Aeon.

Beyond the Gate dwell now the Old Ones; not in the spaces known unto men but in the angles betwixt them. Outside Earth's plane They linger and ever awaite the time of Their return; for the Earth has known Them and shall know Them in time yet to come.

And the Old Ones hold foul and formless Azathoth for Their Master abd Abide with Him in the black cavern at the centre of all infinity, where he gnaws ravenously in ultimate chaos amid the mad beating of hidden drums, the tuneless piping of hideous flutes and the ceaseless bellowing of blind idiot gods that shamble and gesture aimlessly for ever.

The soul of Azathoth dwelleth in Yog-sothoth and He shall beckon unto the Old Ones when the stars mark the time of Their coming; for Yog-sothoth is the Gate through which Those of the Void will re-enter. Yog-sothoth knowest the mazes of of time, for all time is one unto Him. He knowest where the Old Ones came forth in time along long past and where They shall come forth again when the cycle returneth.

After day cometh night; man's day shall pbum, and They shall rule where They once ruled. As foulness you shall know them and Their accursedness shall stain the Earth. 

King Krimson Posted:

Oh Christ.

This was a complete accident, I swear.

Ye fool! I warned you about meddling!

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May Yig further protect us from your trespbumes.

Spot

Avatar: 34067 2011-11-01 00:35:29 -0400
46

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Re-Re

Singularly the ****!

woof

Kerrigan - Q-
ueen of Blad-
es

Avatar: 196463 2011-11-26 01:50:06 -0500
65

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 15 Hacker

At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen **** of the Universe.

Mad or not, I believe that it would be in my best interest to test out what you have written Abdul.

Should such creatures exist I may have use of them but fear not for I have no real use for their living forms that cannot be taken from their corpses. Upon their summoning I shall dispatch of them though before that I require some information from you.

Your wards and symbols, do they affect all creatures or merely those from other dimensions? Furthermore, can they be pbumed by those from our dimension if necessary?


Prepare yourself for the Void

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
53

[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

WHILE SPEAKING OF OTHER DIMENSIONS
DESPONDOS…DESPONDOS…DESPONDOS


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I apologize for my absence. I was… disposed of by a bleating black goat with a thousand dark spawn. The damned thing kept dry humping my leg. Disgusting.

I will respond to your queries as they were posted.

Spot Posted:

woof

You’re one of those nice, normal dogs. Aren’t you? Yes? Nice. Normal. No weaving between spaces for you. No tearing people apart in marketplaces. I should like to pet you.

Kerrigan – Queen of Blades Posted:

Mad or not, I believe that it would be in my best interest to test out what you have written Abdul.

Should such creatures exist I may have use of them but fear not for I have no real use for their living forms that cannot be taken from their corpses. Upon their summoning I shall dispatch of them though before that I require some information from you.

Your wards and symbols, do they affect all creatures or merely those from other dimensions? Furthermore, can they be pbumed by those from our dimension if necessary?

Signs and seals can work on any creature. Living, dead, undead. Spatial or dimensional. It’s all a matter of “Right tool for the job”. And I’ve found that an amount of coaxing is required to get them through to our world. Save for the ones trapped here already.

This is of note to you and you alone: I have seen the future and I beseech you – Beware the blue skinned ones. They come harboring magic and technology and a sharp hatred for your kind.

Ger-Man Posted:

WHILE SPEAKING OF OTHER DIMENSIONS
DESPONDOS…DESPONDOS…DESPONDOS

You’re speaking gibberish, my friend. Although, I am interested in this “Cosmic Key” which your planet is hiding from the rest of the universe. Care to work out a trade?

Abdul Alhazred edited this message on 06/21/2010 2:20AM

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Hey Abdul wouldn’t you believe that Allah would kick Cthulhu’s bum?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Squidly

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49

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Hey Abdul wouldn’t you believe that Allah would kick Cthulhu’s bum?

You’re bumuming Cthulhu has only one bum.

incisiker

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Allah could pump iron to Cthulhu’s bum but Cthulhu has tentacles, he could to the same at the same time.Log in to see images!


ck yourself

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

GHOULS, ATTACK THE CHURCH

CRUSH, THE HOLY PRIEST


Artificial intelligence is nothing compared to natural stupidity.

Mi-go Tom

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[The Whisperer in t-
he Darkness
]

Level 2 Emo Kid

47°9′S, 126°43′W

CIK-CIK-CIK-CIK-CIKCIKCLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
53

[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

Abdul Alhazred Posted:

You’re speaking gibberish, my friend. Although, I am interested in this “Cosmic Key” which your planet is hiding from the rest of the universe. Care to work out a trade?

ARE YOU TRUSTWORTHY?
THE COSMIC KEY IS CAPABLE
OF UNLEASHING TIME TRAVEL
TO ITS USER. IN THE WRONG
HANDS, IT CAN BE HARMFUL


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Here is a pictr of me my FTGAHEN clbum SHOGGOTH is YIB CAMWHORE Log in to see images!


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