From our blog:

Our Blog Posted:

We’re interested in hiring a junior programmer to work with us in developing a new product that will become a part of the Forumwarz mythology.

Does this sound like you?

You are creative, have a sense of humor and are a fan of Forumwarz. (In other words, you have awful taste.)

You should have at least 1-2 years of web development experience, although not necessarily for a huge corporation. We are fans of geek cred, self-starters and quick learners.

You must be comfortable working from your home and communicating with us frequently by IM, email and occasionally phone.

You must be located in Canada (it’s not discrimination, it’s so we can claim tax credits!). We’d be happy if you lived in the Greater Toronto Area, especially downtown.

About the Project

The project involves Ruby on Rails. We don’t expect applicants to already be very familiar with the language. As long as you’re bright, eager to learn, and an honest worker, you don’t need to know Ruby inside and out. It’s more important to us that you understand the basic principles of programming and are solid with at least one other language.

It will likely be a 4-6 month contract, and might be well suited to those doing a co-op term at school.

Perks

You’ll be working on a hilarious and fun project, instead of ****ty banking software or whatever else you were considering settling for.

If you live in Toronto, you can attend our top-secret Episode 2 creative meetings, and thus shape the destiny of this fantastical web game.

You can train directly with Evil Trout and Jalapeno Bootyhole, who will instruct you on exactly how long to brew their coffee and at what temperature.

If you’re interested, or know anyone who is:

Please have them contact Evil Trout. One way to do that would be to send a resume and a quick note to eviltrout at the game’s domain name. Alternately, you could tubmail him.

For you non-programmers:

If you can refer someone suitable to us, or help us get a foot in the door at your school, there will be some Brownie Points in it for you.

We look forward to hearing from you!

NawtyFish Posted:

I’m quite possibly the most-qualifiederiffic (qualifitastic?) person here, but I can’t stand your racial discrimination, and thus must say no.

Oh, wait, this should have

been in the haiku format

Meh, I don’t care.

Crotch Zombie is an equal opportunity employer. And you is ignant.

That’s not racist, fool

That’s nationalist at best

And yeah it sucks huge

Ideas count as coding!

Oh, wait, no they don’t.

Canada, so far away, and me sucking doesn’t help. But would be sweet to work for the crotch.(That sounds dirty)

I know a few programmers in the Toronto area that might be interested in the job, I’ll pbum it along.

Evil Trout Posted:

It’s not, we really want a programmer.

Contact Adam Ryland @ http://www.greydogsoftware.com/home.php

I saw this and was like OMG OMG I’ve been looking for an internet-based programming job this would be great! But I’m not in Canada Log in to see images! Arktor edited this message on 04/01/2008 7:31PM

Skyreal Posted:

What’s the big deal? Canada isn’t that far away. Just move there for half a year or so. Log in to see images!

I already thought about it, to be honest. But my problem is my S.O. is having some major surgery done, and so I need to be available to help them at any time, thus why I need an internet-based job to begin with Log in to see images!

Good April Fools, but maybe you should reconsider it for now.