Bandaney Posted:

you’re supossed to say “no bandy, you’re awesome and great at everything you do”. let’s try again.

You’re a damned great heavy

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swine Posted:

Alt fail.

Point still stands.

I suck at demo, I think it’s because I see everything all squarely.

How to play any clbum – move forward until you see an enemy, use your weapons until one of you is dead.

Minor variations:

• Sniper – replace “move forward” with “stand on a balcony”
• Spy – add “under cloak” after “move forward”, and add “get behind them then” before “use your weapons”
• Medic – in most cases, replace entire sentence with “be ****ing useless”. In rare cases replace entire sentence with “be the most useful thing on the map”
• Engi – replace “move forward” with “hit sentry with wrench”, and replace “use your weapons” with “hit sentry with wrench”.

Take the pill Posted:

Problem with TF2 community is that it always ****es. Yeah, the game is flawed. Snipers will kill ya even though you cant dodge it in any way, spies will stalk your heavy bum everywhere, and demos will lay their stickies at the 2fort spawn and camp for 20 kills.

Game is still fun, get over it.

I’m sorry, I don’t quite get this post.

THINGS I MISS ABOUT TFC:

1)concussion grenades

2)that glitch where you could make it seem like your crowbar was firing rockets/minigun ammo.

3)finding a really bad team to face and spending the entire match as scout running around their base nailgunning sentries/crowbaring snipers.

4)laughing at anyone that played pyro

THINGS I DONT MISS

1)475 grenades tossed/minute on the average pub server

2)infect and run

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Why won’t my comp run TF2?

Drakodan Posted:

I am more partial to the playstyle of the Frenchman, myself.

How to play Heavy: W+M1-W.

Anyway, Sniper is the one clbum that I’m not that good with, but with Huntsman/Jarate/Shiv, I’m moderately effective, and I have fun. I’ve never actually enjoyed playing rifle Sniper, and I appreciate Valve’s work of making the Huntsman to solve the big complaint about Snipers.

I would say the Razorback is the worst idea ever, but I main Spy, so I love seeing Razorbacks.

man-man Posted:

Wait… which one’s supposed to be French? The accents are all so hilariously terrible…

Someone once asked Valve why they got an English voice actor doing an Aussie accent instead of an Australian voice actor for the Sniper. Valve’s reply: “We wanted all the clbumes to be equally authentic.”

man-man Posted:

Medic – in most cases, replace entire sentence with “be ****ing useless”. In rare cases replace entire sentence with “be the most useful thing on the map”

Wait a minute, you see a lot of useless Medics? The hell? It’s almost impossible to be useless as a Medic, unless you never heal people.

NeoVid Posted:

Wait a minute, you see a lot of useless Medics? The hell? It’s almost impossible to be useless as a Medic, unless you never heal people.

Useless medics are the ones that

• Attach to the back of a heavy and never heal anyone else, despite that heavy’s tendency to play like crap and get the medic killed
• Attempt the “one medic heals another medic” infinite uber-chain (and fail hard but keep on trying anyway) because they saw it on the intertube video so it must be a pro tactic
• Continually ‘go rambo’ and run into melee range to try and and kill heavies, pyros etc, leaving you to burn to death in the background