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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

After yesterday’s activities CZ felt it important to establish a new rule which I’m once again tasked with enforcing. Sorry, guys, this wasn’t my idea.

From now on, all posts must be in haiku, using the 5-7-5 format. Failure to post in this way will result in instabans.

Here’s an example:

Crotch Zombie sucks bum

Stupid post requirements

Today of all days.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Why do we have to

Write in haikus, im not an

emo, but Log in to see images! NawtyFish edited this message on 04/01/2008 2:06PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It’s not my idea

I just do what I am told

Good little soldier

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

This is just gonna

Get more KoLosers here

Nobody wants that man

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Me suck at haiku

Me suck at live

Aprils Fool FTW.

Also: Log in to see images!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Speaking of KO-

L, their April Fool’s joke was

better, Log in to see images!

Awesomeguy

Avatar: 32957 2009-12-16 19:49:11 -0500

[Legends]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

What is this haiku?

This is very confusing…

Don’t know what to do!

Escher

Avatar: Escher's Avatar
13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

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Deathclaw

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

What the **** this sucks

Forumwarz has lost its touch

Don’t call me jaded

The Dan

Avatar: Sad Face
1

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

This rule is stupid.

I’m not gonna follow it.

Damn it, Forumwarz…

Listen2Reason

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

This is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

I like bananas.

pOOpey

Avatar: pOOpey's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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I'll write in Haikus
Haik-Up my dress if you want 
bum Roleplay should stay, 
  naught bum jokes and taunts
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My innocence flees
For hatred still breeds, and true
Here in Flanders Fields, 
  where pOOpey once played

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(So it’s in post-modern pacific Can-Asian 2×5755 form. So Ban me! Log in to see images!)

OO

0verdrive

Avatar: Smiling Woman
1

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Haiku is simple

But never translates too well

Into the English

Escher

Avatar: Escher's Avatar
13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

An aging willow

bends beneath the spring’s harsh breeze

CZ are all fabulous persons

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

I REFUSE

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

all is darkness now

my poetic form stolen

time to cut again

Log in to see images! Kerridwen_Kali edited this message on 04/01/2008 2:42PM

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

COME ON FRIENDS

IT’S TIME TO MAKE A STAND

A STAND AGAINST THIS OPPRESSION

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

I WILL DEFY YOU UNTIL MY VERY DEATH, NOOOB65

0verdrive

Avatar: Smiling Woman
1

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Oh, gosh – I forgot

To Haiku in character!!

(So what? Like, sue me!)

0verdrive

Avatar: Smiling Woman
1

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

BirdOfPrey trolls hard

But if he wants us to bite

he must post Haiku!

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