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Feature Holy **** this is the best shovel in the world

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Chinese people will cross a lake, scale (or tunnel under) your walls, kill you, dig your grave, make a well fit coffin, nail you in it, and then make lunch and crack open a beer. All with a ****ing shovel.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Amazing what a handy entrenching tool will do.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I’m going to buy 2 for breeding purposes.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I’m going to buy 2 for breeding purposes.

I was going to use one to plant itself and then wait for something to grow.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

just wow

Johnny Mac Posted:

Chinese people will cross a lake, scale (or tunnel under) your walls, kill you, dig your grave, make a well fit coffin, nail you in it, and then make lunch and crack open a beer. All with a ****ing shovel.

i am slightly offended by your post (I am Chinese)

other than that your post is intersting

Mod Edit: Stop trolling. Nothing in his post was remotely offensive.

The nerd o powa was banned for this post by Sergeant Cid

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

just wow

i am having mixed feelings on this. on one hand, i am very impressed with the tool, on the other, it scares me that the chinese have this. for those of you who don’t know, i’ve been diagnosed with a light form of sinophobia, which is a mental disorder where you fear or are repulsed by asian people. while i am not repulsed by them, i strongly fear asians, hence my mixed feelings toward this

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Stop trolling. Nothing in his post was remotely offensive.

He wasn’t trolling. Nerd of powers never trolls here

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

i am having mixed feelings on this. on one hand, i am very impressed with the tool, on the other, it scares me that the chinese have this. for those of you who don’t know, i’ve been diagnosed with a light form of sinophobia, which is a mental disorder where you fear or are repulsed by asian people. while i am not repulsed by them, i strongly fear asians, hence my mixed feelings toward this

Fear not. We have similar, yet more advanced technology.

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

cid why did you ban nerd of powers he wasn’t trolling you ****ing moron.

maybe you didn’t get offended at J macs comment but that’s probably because you aren’t chinese

SanDyk was banned for this post by Catt although

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

if I was chinese I would be offended by what JMac said because his comment was implying that all chinese people kill people with spades. chinese people do not do that they are good and kind people

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Fear not. We have similar, yet more advanced technology.

Log in to see images!

ah, all my worries have been calmed down.

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 05/01/2010 10:16AM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I’m gonna sell my Swiss Army Knife so I can but a Chinese Army Shovel!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I wasn’t really impressed until I saw you can paddle a boat with it. I played it back in slow-mo and I still don’t know how they did that. A single device that can both dig and paddle? It boggles the mind.

I mean the only separating us from them is water think about it.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

SanDyk Posted:

if I was chinese I would be offended by what JMac said because his comment was implying that all chinese people kill people with spades. chinese people do not do that they are good and kind people

I’m sorry for being racist. I was frightened.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Fear not. We have similar, yet more advanced technology.

Log in to see images!

I have something like that, not quite as cool though. Bought it at an Army surplus store.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

y’know what I want? an entrenching tool.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

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Synge

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
17

Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

Entrenching tools are ****ing awesome.

TZX

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

Considering the possibilities granted by this magnificent tool I have devised the following operating procedure:

1. Get a swiss army knife and a chinese army shovel.

2. ????

2. PROFIT!

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