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Stephen Hawk-
ing

Avatar: 235973 2010-04-30 00:01:59 -0400

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

i am smart

Stephen Hawk-
ing

Avatar: 235973 2010-04-30 00:01:59 -0400

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

e = mc2 lol

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

i can’t wait to see where youre taking this persona: so many wonderful options, so little time


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Frank The Bu-
nny

Avatar: 228121 2010-03-17 14:12:55 -0400

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

i heard you know stuff about time travel, punk. can you beat me to it? Log in to see images!

Nobody Owens

Avatar: 234154 2010-04-08 03:40:01 -0400

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Stephen Hawking Posted:

e = mc2 lol

I didn’t learn this in the graveyard! Who are you anyway?

((i’m not stephen hawking btw. great idea tho))

Stephen Hawk-
ing

Avatar: 235973 2010-04-30 00:01:59 -0400

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Frank The Bunny Posted:

i heard you know stuff about time travel, punk. can you beat me to it? Log in to see images!

that’s a dumb question. if you invented it then i invented it i would just travel back to before you invented it and invent it myself. then i’d travel back in time and **** your mom.

Nobody Owens Posted:

I didn’t learn this in the graveyard! Who are you anyway?

((i’m not stephen hawking btw. great idea tho))

i’m stephen ****ing hawking. who the **** are you?

Frank The Bu-
nny

Avatar: 228121 2010-03-17 14:12:55 -0400

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

wow steve, you seem kinda stiff today.

Frank The Bu-
nny

Avatar: 228121 2010-03-17 14:12:55 -0400

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Stephen Hawking Posted:

i understand why you wanna **** my mom. you haven’t had a good motherboard for years.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

I’m curious as to your thoughts on Africa.


UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

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Stephen Hawk-
ing

Avatar: 235973 2010-04-30 00:01:59 -0400

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BASE PLANNING COMM-
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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

africa’s cool. they’ve got some fine bum ladies there. and africans aren’t as intelligent as white people so my science mystifies them and ****.

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

What’s your opinion on string theory?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

King Krimson Posted:

What’s your opinion on string theory?

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Haha. I can’t stop reading his posts in that damned robotic voice.


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swines quest

S for Swine

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

Frank The Bunny Posted:

wow steve, you seem kinda stiff today.

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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Dear Mr. Hawking,

after reading your latest interviews, I’ve come to the conclusion that you are nothing but a marionette of television producers. In order to promote yet another show full of Komputer generated tracking shots of the universe while spheric music is playing, you Mr. Hawking do not hesitate to fan fear, as long as the money comes in. Aliens, you say, probably exist, but we shouldn’t contact them, because they would presumably be like nomads with the goal to exploit our Earth. The real reason, I suppose, is that you couldn’t stand it to have creatures on this very planet, who are much smarter than you. They could even laugh about your – in their eyes – childish theories, for example the Hawking Hole. Instead, make a show about something that you really understand, like wheels.

Aldo_Anything edited this message on 04/30/2010 1:43PM

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Stephen Hawk-
ing

Avatar: 235973 2010-04-30 00:01:59 -0400

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

King Krimson Posted:

What’s your opinion on string theory?

The only vibrating strings in this universe are the ones on your mom’s blouse as I’m banging her from behind. FORWARD REVERSE FORWARD REVERSE FORWARD REVERSE FORWARD REVERSE

Seriously, I don’t think you should get your hopes up for a theory of everything like string. But it’s pretty convenient. A quantum system within the framework of string theory can help explain the existence of certain things like dark energy.

Question for you: What’s your opinion on shutting the **** up?

male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
4

Level 69 Troll

Jew Hunter

Hey Stephen, sup.


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Stephen Hawk-
ing

Avatar: 235973 2010-04-30 00:01:59 -0400

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

swine Posted:

Haha. I can’t stop reading his posts in that damned robotic voice.

Me neither.

male reproductive organmelon Posted:

Hey Stephen, sup.

nm

I was pretty drunk last night if you couldn’t tell. I keep meaning to lay off the sauce, but then I see the bottle of scotch and I’m like “nah.” What’re they gonna do? Fire the smartest man in the world? lol

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

What’s it like having your own video game?

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Stephen Hawk-
ing

Avatar: 235973 2010-04-30 00:01:59 -0400

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

xxEmoxKidxx Posted:

What’s it like having your own video game?

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Pretty badbum. That way when I get tired of dealing with the pressures of being Stephen Hawking all day I can relax and pretend to be Stephen Hawking.

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