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Flezz iseepirate's discounted discoun emporium of discounted discount items!

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

I didn’t fully discount that discount in the discount title discount.

It says discoun instead of discount. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FIREFOX DOESN’T TELL ME THAT I MISSPELLED WORDS IN TITLES.

Does discount even sound like a verb word anymore?

If it does, I clearly did not use it enough in that title.

discount discount discount discount discount discount discount discount

These items were all recently stolen imported from a government building another discount emporium and are being sold for a lot of money at a reasonable price that is discounted.

We’re I’m practically giving these away and stealing them back from you in the middle of the night.!!!

Buy all of my ****ty terrible great items!

Auctions have no reserve and are going for like 24 hours. I can steal have many, many copies of each one, and will continue auctioning the same items forever.

Items will have reserves at what I can sell it for in the black market Ppwn Shoppe, so I don’t lose money.

Seriously.


Colonel Sanders and the Chickenheads – Cluck Cluck Pbum.noiz

* Defense +60

* Max Ego +330

* Frugality +12

* Charisma +14

* Offense +60

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/449490-colonel-sanders-and-the-chickenheads-8211-cluck-cluck-pbum-noiz (100mil reserve)

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/449491-colonel-sanders-and-the-chickenheads-8211-cluck-cluck-pbum-noiz (100mil reserve)


20 hours of monks on fire.divy

* Max Ego +316

* Frugality +13

* Charisma +13

* Offense +20

* Max Douchebaggery +325

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/449492-20-hours-of-monks-on-fire-divy (9752000 reserve)


Also I will create a lot more auctions every five seconds whenever I feel like it.

Even if you don’t want the item, bid anyway. So I can get money. So you can get a higher bidsquid kyoubai score.

iseePirate edited this message on 07/11/2010 2:29AM

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

My last round of items was a horrible failure wonderful success.

I have stolen everything back and put it on the market restocked completely partially.

I can not fully restock because I can no longer break into government buildings buy them off of the black market for pencil shavings buy them off of the black market for bits of string am too lazy to work for more of these.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

Updated with new stuff.

Remember, Colonel Sanders will be here in the next update.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

Updated with colonel sanders and 20 hours.

BID UNTIL YOUR EYES ENTIRE BODY BLEED

iseePirate edited this message on 05/16/2010 4:48PM

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

NEW MONKS, SAME RESERVE.

Make sure to bid on that colonel sanders so I don’t lose 1 mil to kyoubai deposit evil.

iseePirate edited this message on 05/18/2010 12:51AM

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

New monks, colonel sanders.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

Same colonel, lower reserve.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

New colonel, monks.

EDIT: I actually have two of each, so buy all of it.

iseePirate edited this message on 06/03/2010 9:14PM

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

New Colonololol, purchase it

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

Same colonel, you male reproductive organs wonderful people are supposed to bid so I can profiteer.

EDIT: New monks, buy it

iseePirate edited this message on 06/13/2010 3:05AM

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

New monks.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you get another Colonel Sanders I will B-I-N for 75M. Log in to see images!

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

New monks.

And 75m? Records indicate that I can almost definitely sell for 100mil.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

3 new monks.

How did I even do this in a day?

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

New colnololol and monks

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

New colonol, make me rich.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

Two colonels, one monks.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

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