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News my bf has a small tool :(

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:

nuh-uh. u haev ta kick him on teh way out, in the ballz. cuz then thye mite grow an his male reproductive organ could grow 2. but u shouldnt put up wit a man who is smaller then 12” long an 6” wide, evr.

12×6 inch wide male reproductive organ would require 3 pints of blood. Or to put it another way. Either you’re lying, blind, **** animals, or you’re working in centimeters. The last two make most sense, except animals can’t pay you. In which case, yes anything less than 12 is pretty small.

protip: Even a boeing 747 looks small near the grand canyon.


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Loosey-Lou

Avatar: Corset 2
6

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

LAID Posted:

My male reproductive organ IS OVVER 9000!

9000 pounds or 9000 years old?


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temp

Avatar: Boobs

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

if you cant find a guy with a bigger Log in to see images!


gossip monger

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Horses make lousy lovers.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Re-run


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