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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

1d20 = 11 – Raped

1d20 = 5 – AIDS Log in to see images!

Deck:

Gem: This card indicates wealth. The jewelry is all gold set with gems, each piece worth 2,000 gp, the gems 1,000 gp value each.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Donjon: This card signifies imprisonment- either by the imprisonment spell or by some powerful being. All gear and spells are stripped from the victim in any case. Draw no more cards.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Vizier: This card empowers the character drawing it with the one-time ability to call upon a source of wisdom to solve any single problem or answer fully any question upon her request. The query or request must be made within one year. Whether the information gained can be successfully acted upon is another question entirely.

hmmm, what to ask, what to ask…


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Celerysteve Posted:

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You have found a Deck of Many Things!!

Draw one card – if you dare!

deck Posted:

Star: The 2 points are added to any ability the character chooses. They cannot be divided among two abilities.

I will add them to my RP ability.


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chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Gem: This card indicates wealth. The jewelry is all gold set with gems, each piece worth 2,000 gp, the gems 1,000 gp value each.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

xxEmoxKidxx Posted:

I will add them to my RP ability.

congratulations you still can’t rp or post for ****

also

Flames: Hot anger, jealousy, and envy are but a few of the possible motivational forces for the enmity. The enmity of the outsider can’t be ended until one of the parties has been slain. Determine the outsider randomly, and bumume that it attacks the character (or plagues her life in some way) within 1d20 days.

by randomly i’m sure it means at my choice so murder emokid and all of his bull**** alts in one foul swoop


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Rogue: When this card is drawn, one of the character’s NPC friends (preferably a cohort) is totally alienated and forever after hostile. If the character has no cohorts, the enmity of some powerful personage (or community, or religious order) can be substituted. The hatred is secret until the time is ripe for it to be revealed with devastating effect.

Cool I guess.


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Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Throne: The character becomes a true leader in people’s eyes. The castle gained appears in any open area she wishes (but the decision where to place it must be made within 1 hour).


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Basilisk – d20: 11

I tamed the basilisk.

Jizz Wizard – d20: 16

I ride up the Jizzard on my Basilisk. The Jizzard attempts to ejaculate on me, but the Basilisk steps in, consumes the “Magic Potion” and promptly dies.

Trap – d20: 1

She was very convincing Log in to see images!

Fortitude save – d20: 14

I consume my Potion of General Studliness and am cured of any diseases. Yeah, I had a potion. I don’t have to tell you EVERYTHING.

Card:

Key: The magic weapon granted must be one usable by the character. It suddenly appears out of nowhere in the character’s hand.

Could come in handy if I’m ever fighting a door.


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