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Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>Turn door handle

No way that will ever wo-

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it worked. But it appears your ROOMMATE has pulled another PRACTICAL JOKE on you, except by PRACTICAL JOKE I mean DEPRIVED YOU OF ANY EXIT. He has obviously done this for IRONIC purposes rather than non-ironic ones, since that’s how he rolls. Time to head back to the COMPUTER I guess.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

>start collecting sock-puppets, ironically.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>get drunk, post in this thread

Seems easy enough to do…

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****, you’re sober and totally out of GLROIOUS BOOZE ELIXIR down here. Looks like you won’t be getting drunk for a while. At least not until your roommate stops being a male reproductive organ IRONICALLY.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>advance plo- I mean check IM

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SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN, EH MASTER_TROLL
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, AND NOT TO DEFEAT THE HUNS THIS TIME

Mother of God, Jokerman Font.  Comic sans too good for you?
What the **** do you want man, wasn't locking me in via bricks enough?

OH NO M_T, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING FOR ME NOW.  YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE IN THE MATTER DUE TO THE BRICKS.
NOW IF YOU WANT OUT, CANCEL THOSE PLANS.  YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

What why

BECAUSE, MY LITTLE TROLL, YOU WORK FOR ME, AND I HAVE USE OF YOUR ABILITIES.  HERE, HAVE THIS FILE TO HELP YOU HELP ME.

SENT - AUDIBLE HELP.tune

HAVE FUN ****FORBRAINS.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>start collecting sock puppets, ironically

You couldn’t do that. You already genuinely collect sock puppets.

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The one on the left is Captain Sideburns, and the one on the right is Sir Top Hat. SIDEBURNS came into your possession when his owner DISHONORED his family name by putting HAIR onto a sock, and TOP HAT was yours after you put a miniature HAT and MONOCLE onto your ROOMMATE’S sock

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

>make the puppets fight for your entertainment

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

>take a nap.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

>post on lamebait telling shadowlolz to give your avatar back

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

> use bum plug

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