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Art You awaken to find yourself at your computer, seemingly knocked out from another boring internet game

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

WELCOME TO FORUMBOREZ, THE INTERACTIVE INTERNET GAMECOMIC ABOUT AN INTERACTIVE INTERNET GAME

>Wake up

You’re already awake, numbnuts!

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>Examine Surroundings

You examine the surroundings. Your COMPUTER ROOM is as you left it. Your screen currently displays the FORUM you were browsing last before pbuming out, which was FLAMEBATE. Your room has a single DOOR, which leads to the rest of your HOUSE. But that is boring, since this is a gamecomic about FORUMWARZ and by extension FLAMEBATE.

>Marvel at ability to fall asleep at computer desk

**** that noise, you’ve got trolling to do. Or maybe you don’t. What was it you were going to do again?

That’s right. You’re Master_Troll. You were gonna go do something on flamebate but fell asleep. But what to do now?

Master_Troll Posted:

Attention Players. Yes, you right there reading this. This is an interactive comic done in the style of http://www.mspaintadventures.com but I suck at drawing so you’ll have to settle. You give commands to the character through use of the > modifier (yeah bold it too, makes it flow better) in front of sentences. Use Spoiler Tags or Code Boxes if you wish to comment without giving a command to the character. I will leave some time between updates so that people may have their say. Sometimes it may be an unsuggested action, sometimes it may be more than one suggested action that happens. But do enjoy the show.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

>Post goatse in CD

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

whats the point

Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 04/17/2010 9:28PM

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

>Fap

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

> Retrieve arms.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Adapt Posted:

> Retrieve arms.

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Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

> Hire an interior decorator

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

>Upload non-transparent emoticon

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>post goatse in cd

Hard to do without arms, but we’ll try

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I think that turned out alri-****.

At least your non-**** giving fwz buddy is alright with this.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>retrieve arms

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There they are. Man these would have helped if you had remembered them first.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>Upload a non-transparent emoticon

Oh man this is the ultimate in trolling and I have it all ready and everything let me just go uploa-

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**** AGAIN. You’re all out of points and don’t feel like sucking moderator male reproductive organ tonight. Well, **** that idea then.

Master_Shake

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
1

Level 36 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

>Go eat some Chips and Salsa.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

>look behind poster for hidden male reproductive organ points(DP)

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>Go eat some Chips and Salsa.

NEVER

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YOU ONLY HAVE A STOMACH FOR THE GLORY OF NACHOS. NACHO ****ING PARTY, ****

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

>bogard chips on the ****ter

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

>examine self

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Take Ecstasy and reevaluation relationship Pros and Cons with Stacy until Ecstasy wears off

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

> grab BP

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

>bogard chips on the ****ter

That’s literally what you were just doing, ever since you sold the naming rights to your toilet to Twitter™

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The main troll… hbum the chips,

GGG_Ace

Avatar: Baby Typing
8

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Become GGG_Ace

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