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tl;dr So I am sad for like the first time in a long time (tl;dr for sure)

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

i dont mind your posts pugs but seriously grow the **** up

hey everybody needs to get hurt sometime, better earlier than later.


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Bandaney

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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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I AM A STUPID ****WAD

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

i dont mind your posts pugs but seriously grow the **** up

^What a lot of us were thinking but didn’t have the stones to say


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male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
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Mister Pugs Posted:

I am leaving my old life behind forever at least 6 years on Monday. I will be leaving you all for at least 2 months, and that alone causes a lot of heartache.. That’s not what this is about though.

There’s been this girl in my life since the summer before freshman year. She was my best friend’s twin sister (they didn’t look alike though, that woulda been weird!) and at first we hated each other. Her brother and I used to toss pebbles at her when we would walk to school even, but I still hung out with her at lunch because I didn’t know anyone else and my friend got held back so he was still in middle school for another year. A couple years pbumed, and a few months into junior year we started to talk. We would lay out on her front lawn and talk for hours while staring at the clouds, and then the stars. Up till that point, I was a quiet kid that never talked about anything or let go of anything. I handled my problems the wrong way, and even though I always smiled it was always faked. Well she made me feel happy, and she got me to open up for the first time ever. I know I am exaggerating this a bit, but I really do not know if I would still be around if it wasn’t for her influence. A few months of that pbumed, and eventually I asked her out. I was 16, and it was my first time ever asking a girl out. I never had the balls before that. She said no, and man I was crushed. I didn’t give up though, we kept talking every night, wasting all our minutes talking on the phone when we couldn’t spend the evening together. One (awesome) day, we went to the movies with her brothers. We paid for the first movie, and sat next to each other. We watched it, and it sucked, but we held hands and I nearly had a heart attack. We went into another movie right after without paying for it.. Halfway through she kissed me on the cheek and I think I did have a heart attack. We left for lunch after, and came back to see another movie. A little bit into the movie, we started kissing. I never saw any of the movie after that. We snuck into another movie, and I honestly didn’t watch ANY of it. We were slobbering all over each other the whole time. I asked her out again a few days later, and she said yes! I was never so constantly happy as all those weeks of walking to school holding her hand. A few months pbum, and I start sneaking into her room at night. After a few weeks we start doing ‘dirty’ stuff. Man since then I started using her for her body. We lost our virginities to each other after a bit, and that just made things worse. It stopped being a relationship and just me doing things with her every possible chance. I should feel great and accomplished for getting so much game at every corner, but I felt terrible every time she was gone. But I never stopped. Eventually things ended, and I was so devastated that I couldn’t care about anything anymore. I snapped back to reality after a few months, but by then I had already wasted a year of my life right out of high school. Nothing went right, and I just didn’t care. But eventually, she was there. Not in the way I wanted, but always there. Even after a year and a half of using her and abusing her (I never hit her, but I can only imagine the emotional abuse that came from being such an bum to her) she still heard me out no matter what my problem was, and I would of course help her with every single problem she had. To sum up the last year, she has been my best friend, even though we would not talk to each other for months at a time. If she had a male reproductive organ boyfriend, I would talk her through in and let her know that she was better than that. I told myself my feelings were gone, but they weren’t. Every time I had a moment alone with her, I could feel everything coming back. I knew I wouldn’t ever have a chance at being with her again, but I always imagined. Yeah, I guess I sound pretty lame, but whatever. I’ve had other girlfriends, I’ve had sex with other girls. Some were way better in bed, but no one ever had as much of everything as she did. This is a lot longer than I thought it would be but let me wrap it up.

I have been spending time with her the last week. Just her and me, hanging out doing nothing. Going downtown, going to stores, going to the river, walking around, taking her out to lunch and dinner and stuff. And it has been the best time I’ve had in years. I spent my last day alone with her today. At the end of it, we came to my house. We were laying in my bed, not saying anything, just laying there as the sky grew darker outside. And I can admit, I cried. She did too, so that made it worse. I realized, for the first time, that no matter what we say, something is ending. We may still talk sometimes, but this is it. Her train home was about to come, so it had to end.. Way too soon for me, but what could I do. I grabbed one of my favorite sweaters for her and we headed out to the station.. We had to run so she wouldn’t miss it, but really I enjoyed that short trip to the train. I apologized for everything.. At the station, we said our goodbyes and I kissed her. Her train left, with her on it, and I walked home.. Longest walk ever, by far. Now I am home, thinking of my one regret in life. Wishing I had been better. I don’t care if we still broke up, I just hate myself for how I was, and hate myself for leaving. And that’s it.

K well that’s pretty long and ****ty and I wouldn’t even read it and I love reading everyone’s posts and **** but whatever. Consider this emo rp or something. I don’t expect any one to care and really if anyone does I would just be embarrbumed but at least taking shots makes it easier Log in to see images!

Also I love you guys and even though I will still be around for a few more days I gotta say that I hope you all are still here when I get back because life would be empty without you all Log in to see images!

Haha I just previewed this and I saw that I wrote stuff that I don’t even remember writing, guess I am just enjoying thinking of the past. Maybe this ****ty story will make some ‘emo kid’ feel like they have a chance or something because really.. kids, there will always be a girl for you out there that you don’t have to pay for

SUMMARY

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

tl;dr for this thread: Pugs tells a tl;dr story and everyone except Bob doesn’t have the balls to say how they really feel.

Skyman747 edited this message on 04/17/2010 8:49PM

Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
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Skyman747 Posted:

tl;dr for this thread: Pugs tells a tl;dr story and everyone except Bob doesn’t have the balls to say how they really feel.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Skyman747 Posted:

tl;dr for this thread: Pugs tells a tl;dr story and everyone except Bob doesn’t have the balls to say how they really feel.

no, im pretty sure i said how i really feel.

bob’s cool guys, but i mean so is pretending you feel the same way as him i guess or something


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

bob is basically the personification of how i feel about you all except he is not too lazy or fed up to say it


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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
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elenaratelim-
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Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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chica bonita

sucks dude

things will never be the same and she’s prob getting railed by some other guy as I type but you’ll be ok Log in to see images!


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Melanin-Enha-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

elenaratelimit Posted:

sucks dude

things will never be the same and she’s prob getting railed by some other guy as I type but you’ll be ok Log in to see images!

lmao ilu


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Ricket

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Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
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Good poster, upvoted.

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