IoA Contest: Storys of Avalon (120 Bp on prizes)
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Level 69 Hacker
Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark
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I’ve had an idea, but university comes first, so I’ll reserve my place here.
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“Trojan Horse Magnum”
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Dirty Birdy Posted:
this is my story
but 1st let me tell you my state of mind i have smoked a bowl and i smoked last night and woke up a lil high so this will be a story of rambles and offtopicness i will not be using any sort of grammar as i will be free typing this while watching one of the star wars movies so if i start talking about that it happens spell check is my only help on this and it wont be to much help as i have already made a made up words oh and btw my v and c keys don’t work well and my mouse might jump around
also male reproductive organs
Donbee g7parsh Fae the doll so i remember who to make this story about
so kids get ready sit down a round my fire and roast some marshmallows and smoke this with me why i tell you my story
The Story of How the Island of Avalon
once up on a time there was a fisher man this fish guy had a wife and kids and all that good **** but the fish guy he would go out on long fishing trips and story’s of far away lands so fish guys wife and kid would stay at home and stuff fish guys daughter was a pirdyfull young lady Far the doll would sit at home and do **** bum kitchen **** like make sandwiches and get beer for the local men it was her job kinda like and escort serve but more like a door to door waitress kind thing but she would go in to there house and make the sandwich and get you a beer out of your fridge kinda jobs no sex no hand jobs so shes out and a bout doing her sand witch job and getting beers she was sent to go to the new guy in towns house witch she had never met him she was all ways nervous about going into new house most new guys were douche bags and would just try and grab her ask her to make sandwich not on her menu and **** like that she arrives at the house and knocks on the door and r the man opens the door normal her clients would just get back in there chairs and stat telling her to get **** this one was different he asked if she would be like to shown around the kitchen and to help her self to any thing in there she needed he told her where to find things and all that stuff Fae then asked the man to sit down and she had it from here the man then asked for a beer she brought him one then he asked of a ham and cheese sandwich she mad him one he then asked for another beer and then he told her she was free to leave when ever she liked most men would try to get her to stay and get them exit drinks and stuff like that she left shortly after and she was then called back to the house a few weeks later the man had left her a bunch of little presents around the kitchen for her to find there was a pic of his male reproductive organ and a bouncy ball and a my little pony she was happy with the gifts and left after finding them all the mans little affair with Fae grew as the mo went on it was against strict company policy for Fae to date her clientele she told the man and asked for him never to call on her again breaking the rules was most deff lead to a goatse like death they p much turn you inside out from the bum hole and Fae well she wasn’t down with that and well i don’t blame her a few mo have past and Fae missed the man she wanted to see him again she missed him later that day she was called to one of the hotels she arrived at the room to find the man he said he wanted to see him and he knew that if i called you to the house you wouldn’t come she was like yeah Ive missed you so much and stuff but like i don’t want to die to love you the only way this will work is if we run far far away then the man looked at Fae and said i think its time i tell you who i am Fae looked to him and had been longing to find out how the staring man was standing up in his man stance it the stance my friend jdan takes when hes lighting the hookah its kinda like the captain Morgan stance but down on one knee its the man kneel but any way back to the story the man told Fae that he was g7parsh the prince of Grabalon he was looking for his bride and stuff or at least some chick to knock up to keep the family line going he had been out and had found a new hunk of land not to far from where ever it was that Fae was from Fae not knowing what to do but didn’t want to spend the rest of her life as a sandwich **** looked at g7parsh and said that she wanted to run away with him and hoped that she could make him happy she asked for the time to say good bye to her parents and grab some of her things and was steeped away by her love they road my house back to the boat dock where he had left his ship once on there ship it was a 4 day trip to the hunk of land he had found he wanted to let his love see the place it was so pirdy full blue green waters white sand beaches it was perfect she fell in love with the Island she looked to her love and said this is like the best place ever and g7parsh looked to Fae and asked he to marry him and make this there kingdom Fae shocked and egg-sighted all at the same time said yes this was only something she could of dreamed of so any way the thought they should name there land they went with the island of Avalon they built there kingdom and soon after that had a baby and named it Donbee the end
From i can comprehend of it, it’s p good.
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Level 20 Camwhore
Interstate Salsa Trafficker
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g7parsh Posted:
From i can comprehend of it, it’s p good.
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is it bad that i have yet to read it now that im not stoned
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Level 69 Emo Kid
“The Infinite Sadness”
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K. Serious Submission. Meaning please don’t ban me. I’ll prefice this by saying I had therapy today and whenever I have therapy I’m a little loopy afterwards. Lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. So one day China was like We need more land!!!! So they was like Lets take America. Then america is like “Hell to da no!” So then they were like Let’s take Mordor then. Then Bolimir is like “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE OVER MORDOR!” Then they were like let’s take Avalon. Then Fae’s like “OH SNAP! China be coming!” Then she’s like anime jumps a billion feet in the air and yells “DEFENDORS OF THE Log in to see images!” Oh yeah. They have Wonder Twin Rings, I thought I mentioned that. Then Blade 97 formed the right leg of Optimus Prime and is like “DUDE I’M A ****ING LEG! I CAN SHOT ROCKETS AND ****!!!” Then Fae is like “I’M LIKE THE REST OF HIM!!!!” And they like connected. Then like everyone else in Avalon is like “WHEN THE **** DID THEY GET THESE POWERS?!?!? I MEAN WE ALL HAVE IRON MAN SUITS BUT WTF?!?!” Oh yeah Everyone has Iron Man Suits in Avalon. Then China is like “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!! WE OUT!” Then China tried to eat the sky then a cat was like “HELL NO!” And used Seismic Toss and threw it into the sun. Then China’s like “WE GONNA DIE!!!” So they launched all their nukes into the sun and then sun blewed up! Then that cats like “DUDE!!! I USE THAT SUN FOR MASTURBATORY PURPOSES! Then he ate China and Married the Sky. Even though they were both dudes it was cool cause an alligator ate all the republicans. So it was chill with Obama. Oh yeah I think the cats like the moon or something. I don’t know. Oh yeah Avalon. Then Fae is like “DUDE I”M STILL OPTIMUS PRIME ****ES!!!! Then they all went to sea world and feed Shamu Whale Food.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!1
P.S. This is my submission. It is in no way trolling.
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Level 16 Hacker
“Packet Sniffer ”
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Dirty Birdy Posted:
this is my story
but 1st let me tell you my state of mind i have smoked a bowl and i smoked last night and woke up a lil high so this will be a story of rambles and offtopicness i will not be using any sort of grammar as i will be free typing this while watching one of the star wars movies so if i start talking about that it happens spell check is my only help on this and it wont be to much help as i have already made a made up words oh and btw my v and c keys don’t work well and my mouse might jump around
also male reproductive organs
Donbee g7parsh Fae the doll so i remember who to make this story about
so kids get ready sit down a round my fire and roast some marshmallows and smoke this with me why i tell you my story
The Story of How the Island of Avalon
once up on a time there was a fisher man this fish guy had a wife and kids and all that good **** but the fish guy he would go out on long fishing trips and story’s of far away lands so fish guys wife and kid would stay at home and stuff fish guys daughter was a pirdyfull young lady Far the doll would sit at home and do **** bum kitchen **** like make sandwiches and get beer for the local men it was her job kinda like and escort serve but more like a door to door waitress kind thing but she would go in to there house and make the sandwich and get you a beer out of your fridge kinda jobs no sex no hand jobs so shes out and a bout doing her sand witch job and getting beers she was sent to go to the new guy in towns house witch she had never met him she was all ways nervous about going into new house most new guys were douche bags and would just try and grab her ask her to make sandwich not on her menu and **** like that she arrives at the house and knocks on the door and r the man opens the door normal her clients would just get back in there chairs and stat telling her to get **** this one was different he asked if she would be like to shown around the kitchen and to help her self to any thing in there she needed he told her where to find things and all that stuff Fae then asked the man to sit down and she had it from here the man then asked for a beer she brought him one then he asked of a ham and cheese sandwich she mad him one he then asked for another beer and then he told her she was free to leave when ever she liked most men would try to get her to stay and get them exit drinks and stuff like that she left shortly after and she was then called back to the house a few weeks later the man had left her a bunch of little presents around the kitchen for her to find there was a pic of his male reproductive organ and a bouncy ball and a my little pony she was happy with the gifts and left after finding them all the mans little affair with Fae grew as the mo went on it was against strict company policy for Fae to date her clientele she told the man and asked for him never to call on her again breaking the rules was most deff lead to a goatse like death they p much turn you inside out from the bum hole and Fae well she wasn’t down with that and well i don’t blame her a few mo have past and Fae missed the man she wanted to see him again she missed him later that day she was called to one of the hotels she arrived at the room to find the man he said he wanted to see him and he knew that if i called you to the house you wouldn’t come she was like yeah Ive missed you so much and stuff but like i don’t want to die to love you the only way this will work is if we run far far away then the man looked at Fae and said i think its time i tell you who i am Fae looked to him and had been longing to find out how the staring man was standing up in his man stance it the stance my friend jdan takes when hes lighting the hookah its kinda like the captain Morgan stance but down on one knee its the man kneel but any way back to the story the man told Fae that he was g7parsh the prince of Grabalon he was looking for his bride and stuff or at least some chick to knock up to keep the family line going he had been out and had found a new hunk of land not to far from where ever it was that Fae was from Fae not knowing what to do but didn’t want to spend the rest of her life as a sandwich **** looked at g7parsh and said that she wanted to run away with him and hoped that she could make him happy she asked for the time to say good bye to her parents and grab some of her things and was steeped away by her love they road my house back to the boat dock where he had left his ship once on there ship it was a 4 day trip to the hunk of land he had found he wanted to let his love see the place it was so pirdy full blue green waters white sand beaches it was perfect she fell in love with the Island she looked to her love and said this is like the best place ever and g7parsh looked to Fae and asked he to marry him and make this there kingdom Fae shocked and egg-sighted all at the same time said yes this was only something she could of dreamed of so any way the thought they should name there land they went with the island of Avalon they built there kingdom and soon after that had a baby and named it Donbee the end
Well, I’ve got the basic gist of the story, and it’s pretty good Log in to see images!
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Level 69 Hacker
Unusually Cute Pie :D
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Can Island of Avalon Klan members enter? Or is that a conflict of interest, like how Pepsi employees can’t enter Pepsi’s contests.
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Level 16 Hacker
“Packet Sniffer ”
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Unusual Pie Posted:
Can Island of Avalon Klan members enter? Or is that a conflict of interest, like how Pepsi employees can’t enter Pepsi’s contests.
Yes, anyone can enter, except for the judges of this contest, no matter what klan they’re in, so go ahead Log in to see images!
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Level 23 Troll
Best pet detective in NJ
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Once upon a time in a far away land there was a chocobo who was on the run from some evil clown zombies. He ran for many miles through many lands when finally he came upon a wide ocean. The chocobo was confused on how to approach this problem so he did what any normal person would do and used all his raffle tickets and made a boat. He sailed for many days but got lost in the ocean until a siren’s song tempted him. At that point the chocobo steered his boat towards the song. For many days the song was a motive to continue on with his journey and a lullaby when it became to dark to see.
After a month the chocobo finally found the siren that was calling out to him and it turned out to be a mystical magical being named Donbee. Donbee swooped down and stole the chocobo’s raffle ticket boat. The chocobo got swept under the waves and carried far away being led by the ocean’s current. When the chocobo woke up he was on a island filled with creatures like he never seen before. He wandered around to find out more about this strange place. It was a land full of friendly faces with no care in the world. The chocobo had to find out what this wonderful place was called.
Once he traveled into the middle of the small community he found a sign that said “Avalon”. He was frightened then ran away from the community as fast as he could. Once back on the beach he saw the Donbee that stole his raffle ticket boat. Stealthily he crept up behind Donbee with some duct tape. The chocobo pounced quickly securing the Donbee. The chocobo demanded his raffle ticket boat back but Donbee declined his offer. Anger swept the chocobo’s mind and he started to peck the living heck out of Donbee until he told him where the boat was. After getting his boat back the chocobo traveled home to spread word about this magical island of the name of Avalon.
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Level 35 Hacker
“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”
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xxEmoxKidxx Posted:
K. Serious Submission. Meaning please don’t ban me. I’ll prefice this by saying I had therapy today and whenever I have therapy I’m a little loopy afterwards. Lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. So one day China was like We need more land!!!! So they was like Lets take America. Then america is like “Hell to da no!” So then they were like Let’s take Mordor then. Then Bolimir is like “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE OVER MORDOR!” Then they were like let’s take Avalon. Then Fae’s like “OH SNAP! China be coming!” Then she’s like anime jumps a billion feet in the air and yells “DEFENDORS OF THE Log in to see images!” Oh yeah. They have Wonder Twin Rings, I thought I mentioned that. Then Blade 97 formed the right leg of Optimus Prime and is like “DUDE I’M A ****ING LEG! I CAN SHOT ROCKETS AND ****!!!” Then Fae is like “I’M LIKE THE REST OF HIM!!!!” And they like connected. Then like everyone else in Avalon is like “WHEN THE **** DID THEY GET THESE POWERS?!?!? I MEAN WE ALL HAVE IRON MAN SUITS BUT WTF?!?!” Oh yeah Everyone has Iron Man Suits in Avalon. Then China is like “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!! WE OUT!” Then China tried to eat the sky then a cat was like “HELL NO!” And used Seismic Toss and threw it into the sun. Then China’s like “WE GONNA DIE!!!” So they launched all their nukes into the sun and then sun blewed up! Then that cats like “DUDE!!! I USE THAT SUN FOR MASTURBATORY PURPOSES! Then he ate China and Married the Sky. Even though they were both dudes it was cool cause an alligator ate all the republicans. So it was chill with Obama. Oh yeah I think the cats like the moon or something. I don’t know. Oh yeah Avalon. Then Fae is like “DUDE I”M STILL OPTIMUS PRIME ****ES!!!! Then they all went to sea world and feed Shamu Whale Food.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!1
P.S. This is my submission. It is in no way trolling.
I’ll admit, I laughed. Log in to see images!
Blade97 edited this message on 04/17/2010 11:11AM
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Level 69 Hacker
“Trojan Horse Magnum”
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xxEmoxKidxx Posted:
K. Serious Submission. Meaning please don’t ban me. I’ll prefice this by saying I had therapy today and whenever I have therapy I’m a little loopy afterwards. Lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. So one day China was like We need more land!!!! So they was like Lets take America. Then america is like “Hell to da no!” So then they were like Let’s take Mordor then. Then Bolimir is like “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE OVER MORDOR!” Then they were like let’s take Avalon. Then Fae’s like “OH SNAP! China be coming!” Then she’s like anime jumps a billion feet in the air and yells “DEFENDORS OF THE Log in to see images!” Oh yeah. They have Wonder Twin Rings, I thought I mentioned that. Then Blade 97 formed the right leg of Optimus Prime and is like “DUDE I’M A ****ING LEG! I CAN SHOT ROCKETS AND ****!!!” Then Fae is like “I’M LIKE THE REST OF HIM!!!!” And they like connected. Then like everyone else in Avalon is like “WHEN THE **** DID THEY GET THESE POWERS?!?!? I MEAN WE ALL HAVE IRON MAN SUITS BUT WTF?!?!” Oh yeah Everyone has Iron Man Suits in Avalon. Then China is like “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!! WE OUT!” Then China tried to eat the sky then a cat was like “HELL NO!” And used Seismic Toss and threw it into the sun. Then China’s like “WE GONNA DIE!!!” So they launched all their nukes into the sun and then sun blewed up! Then that cats like “DUDE!!! I USE THAT SUN FOR MASTURBATORY PURPOSES! Then he ate China and Married the Sky. Even though they were both dudes it was cool cause an alligator ate all the republicans. So it was chill with Obama. Oh yeah I think the cats like the moon or something. I don’t know. Oh yeah Avalon. Then Fae is like “DUDE I”M STILL OPTIMUS PRIME ****ES!!!! Then they all went to sea world and feed Shamu Whale Food.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!1
P.S. This is my submission. It is in no way trolling.
OK, that was p funny.
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sdgrbbum09
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Level 69 Troll
I AM A BOVINE bum BAR
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Once upon a time there was a Forumwarz klan called Island of Avalon. They were alright, but nothing special.
The end.
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Level 69 Hacker
“Trojan Horse Magnum”
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:
Once upon a time there was a Forumwarz klan called Island of Avalon. They were alright, but nothing special.
The end.
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Level 69 Hacker
DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals
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If it’s supposed to be original please disregard this post.
“Island of Avalon is a forumwarz klan. It follows the lives of flamebaters in a mysterious tropical island, after a packet of information flying between Something Awful and 4chan crashes somewhere in the Internet. Each klan member typically features the ability to post in the klan forums as well as a play dom on wednesdays because nobody on forumwarz has a life, though other klans change this formula with some members. The first member was added on September 22, 2004, and since then 194 members have joined, with more currently in progress set to finish when ET can’t get enough money for both FWZ and xBox. The klan is on Flamebate in Canada, as well as on servers in the United States.”
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Level 26 Emo Kid
“Lopsided McHaircut”
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Yo, cool stories guys but…
”Island of Avalon” is a part of the Arthurian Legend, you dont need stuck on the klan theme.
Just saying… Log in to see images!
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Level 35 Hacker
“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”
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Fae the Doll Posted:
Yo, cool stories guys but…
”Island of Avalon” is a part of the Arthurian Legend, you dont need stuck on the klan theme.
Just saying… Log in to see images!
Sounds like something that should/should’ve be/been in the OP.
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Level 69 Emo Kid
“The Infinite Sadness”
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Today’s Submission.
Ok, so one day Fae was like “**** DUDE! AVALON IS SUPER BORING!” Then g7parsh, Who I’m just gonna call parsh because typing g7 is annoying, is all like “I LIKE MUSIC AND STUFF!!!” so Fae’s like “GOOD IDEA, LETS GET A BAND TO PLAY!” Then parsh clapped his hands. So Donbee’s like “WHO SHOULD WE GET?!?!?!?” Then blade97 is all like “JOURNEY!!!!” Everyone else in avalon is like “**** YEAH! JOURNEY!!!!” Except one guy, they killed him though so it’s chill. So Faes called Journey is like “PLAY IN AVALON!” and they’re like “IDK WHO THE **** YOU ARE BUT SURE!!” So like a week later Journey came to avalon and played a concert but in the middle Donbee was like “FREE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And Journey was like “NO WAY DUDE!” Then Ricket flew in with his new mod status wrapped around him like a cape and ****. And he’s like “NOBODY LIKES FREE BIRD MORE THAN JOURNEY SONGS!” Then Donbee’s all like “I DO!!!” Then Ricket gave him the Log in to see images!”
THE END!!!!!!
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Level 69 Troll
I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...
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The Secret of the Island of Avalon
Once upon a time there was a small island
where many people lived together. Even I
remember the land that was full of magic.
Any man of any race or religion could walk
in the islands beauty and peacefulness.
"Happiness come to all!" said the magi.
They were important people in Avalon.
Fay the Doll shouted back at them
"Thank you! I hope you too are Happy"
Fay was outside doing her job
wich was dancing in her tutu.
She'd do a spin and a twist
whilst the birds would tweet.
But one day something happened.
Donbee the wisest of the magi
the look on is face was catatonic
Fay could tell he was incredibly sick
and for some reason he was toothless
"mai teef. they took away from miiiii"
said donbee who was obviously in pain
Poor donbee who did this to him
Fae thought. He looked so unhappy.
"there there. it's ok donb'"
suddenly from nowhere an emu
Fae and donbee heard a tweet.
A talking emu? W-hat?
"I know who stole the teeth. dohoho,
but first you must feed me a fish"
The emu gave Fae a wheel
to kill a small iguana
that went WWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
The wheel will make it dead
"Why should I make it dead?
I don't want to kill an I-"
"SILENCE. THE IGUANA IS MAGIC
AN IS THE TOOTH CROOK
SO THAT'S WHY TODAY IT DIES"
"Silly emu" said Fae "I
was like this when I was born"
silence went around them
the emu was a dummy
"then what about donb'?"
Donbee growled "buuuuuuu"
"My teeth are gone cause of a post
I did that people said it was ****.
The End
SanDyk edited this message on 04/19/2010 7:48PM
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Level 69 Permanoob
JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT
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I DID A SONG CAUSE, YOU KNOW, **** WRITING
http://www.mediafire.com/?zgzzzdt5zmc
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Level 69 Hacker
“Trojan Horse Magnum”
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Johnald The Robot Posted:
I DID A SONG CAUSE, YOU KNOW, **** WRITING
http://www.mediafire.com/?zgzzzdt5zmc
Fae the Doll Queen of everything Posted:
Just texts.
Im sorry, but this is a story WRITING contest.
You get nothing, as im sure your song is beautiful. I wouldn’t know, i didn’t hear it.
g7parsh edited this message on 04/19/2010 7:57PM
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Level 69 Hacker
“Trojan Horse Magnum”
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Judge’s Duty to bump for entries!
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