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Pumpkin Official April First Thread

Shoot The Mo-
on

Avatar: 50637 Wed Apr 01 23:03:10 -0400 2009
100

[The Last Stand]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Skyman747 Posted:

Look at GGG ace again bro.

Okay, everyone except for the few people who have NO emoticon.

The All

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52

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

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The Cat Who -
Walked Throu-
gh Malls

Avatar: 53628 Mon Jan 12 19:00:04 -0500 2009
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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zCatbert

Avatar: 114161 2010-03-09 15:06:56 -0500

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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JayZJay

Avatar: 135311 2022-11-07 22:15:10 +0000
1262

[Entropy]

Level 69 Hacker

Currrently trying to break Biden's record of little girls sniffed

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plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

posting

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

I would like to keep my martini swordsman as I still have a stock avatar and that is p. gay

**** you, I’m keeping him anyways,

Love fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I read Bashy’s KOL story in comic form.

I feel it’s a propaganda piece, with the fetuses not actually appearing out of nowhere like some random plague – the implication is they are actually the result of Bashy’s complete irresponsibility (and inexperience?) with fornication. He probably porked so many women in his village, the sudden mbumive deluge of fetuses was due to some Pavlovian abortion command, like a stone famine or something. The killing of Bashy’s brother is probably a metaphor for the babies bankrupting his family (causing his brother to go an hero), then bankrupting the village, leading to the mbum exodus.

Really Bashy, you have no one to blame but yourself.

I highly endorse your murderous ways though. Log in to see images!

Also, I think one of the fetuses escaped, grew up and became Ger-Man. Will you at least love him now, Bashy? Log in to see images!

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

mterek Posted:

I read Bashy’s KOL story in comic form.

I feel it’s a propaganda piece, with the fetuses not actually appearing out of nowhere like some random plague – the implication is they are actually the result of Bashy’s complete irresponsibility (and inexperience?) with fornication. He probably porked so many women in his village, the sudden mbumive deluge of fetuses was due to some Pavlovian abortion command, like a stone famine or something. The killing of Bashy’s brother is probably a metaphor for the babies bankrupting his family (causing his brother to go an hero), then bankrupting the village, leading to the mbum exodus.

Really Bashy, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Mistake have been made, but fetus have been flayed.

mterek Posted:

Also, I think one of the fetuses escaped, grew up and became Ger-Man. Will you at least love him now, Bashy? Log in to see images!

BASHY. HATE. FETUS.

(But respect Angela Merkel)

Phuquit

Avatar: 164203 2010-11-10 22:19:30 -0500
39

[pizza party]

Level 69 Troll

Call your Mother. Is it too much to ask

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Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

Bashy Posted:

BASHY. HATE. FETUS.

(But respect Angela Merkel)

I HATE ANGELA MERKEL
(BUT RESPECT PRUSSIA)

Dirty Birdy

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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

i will miss my box when it is gone

Beta Romeo

Avatar: 114488 Sat Feb 07 19:20:46 -0500 2009
21

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Re-Re

1 box?

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

ms-karen Posted:

is yip the new fine upstanding member of society or something?

I guess kids these days don’t watch Sesame Street anymore =[

ms-karen

Avatar: 215275 2009-12-24 20:16:17 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

msg Posted:

I guess kids these days don’t watch Sesame Street anymore =[

kids these days watch Hannah Montana

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

EDIT: lol, it’s April 2 already.

Inconnu edited this message on 04/02/2010 1:34AM

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Inconnu Posted:

EDIT: lol, it’s April 2 already.

Well that was underwhelming.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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