Sneaky27 Posted:

Excellent! We can never have too many experienced smuggler officers of the law involved in controlling eliminating the drug trade. Together we will eliminate all of the competition drug traffickers and deliver a save market home to our addicts constituents!

Of course, I do need a good PR representative. Preferably one who is agreeable to alternative forms of payment.

Dirty Birdy Posted:

i feel that i must ask you if your are over the age of 18 and if you are std free bc i dont want to end up a pedo with aids or something

19, and disease free.

Although, was, these positions will only be official once you are inaugurated, correct?

Skyman747 Posted:

Although, was, these positions will only be official once you are inaugurated, correct?

Since these are empty positions they are official at my word. I have to bumemble a staff

You are all hired. Start on Monday.

Phariad Posted:

Applying for chief of wordplay.

I’ll take Chief of Foreplay then. Log in to see images!

Do we still need a mascot?

I would like to apply for the position of Director of Hating People, Especially Everyone. I have been carrying out the duties of this role as a volunteer for quite some time now, and feel that obtaining an official title would make my civic activities somewhat easier.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Since when did you post?

I usually only post in good threads started by good posters. Those are scarce these days.

fine upstanding member of society Posted:

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

You’re so charismatic.

I agree, you’d be an awesome gubernatorial speech writer.