I liked your questions, guys. I had lower expectations (kind of the WWWWWWW and fine upstanding member of society level), but some of them were good.

The finalists

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How do we get rid of all the negroes? by cpierce09

Does Lady Gaga truly care about her fans or does she simply appeal to the mbumes. Also male reproductive organes. byMMisGod4YT

Any question I could give you comes from me and so will stay on an intellectual level, resulting to be not a really ‘deep’ question, as I am not identical with you, and for you a question only can be deep if it comes from yourself. How do you eat an egg? by peregroin

Why? by Adapt

Is the Gypsy problem really that bad in Romania, or is it mainly just typical European racism? byShelbySherman

Two Haitians walk into a bar, what happens? by Pandabrother

Three people are on a sinking ship. A 70 year old physicist, a 20 year old high school dropout, and 50 year old mother of two. Unfortunately, there is only one lifeboat (which only holds one person). Who do you save? by JoSFWZ

What do you think you would do if one day you dropped a lolly pop, and it fell onto the ground, then smashed, then it went into a rabid rat’s eyes, and it ran around until it fell into your city/town’s water supply, killing everyone but yourself? by KingJazza