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Art Thank you, Forumwarz! (some spoilers)

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Today, I’ve finished Episode 3, and I wish to thank Crotch Zombie, the user base and the Apprentice Team for all the awesomeness.

Thank you…

...for making me miss Nordstrom and hate Shallow, just to acknowledge that Shallow was in fact a p cool guy;

...for making me laugh my bum of at the Auntie Geraldine chats, the SpitFire “fire ****er” puns and Pavlov’s extremely sick sense of justice;

...for creating a story that’s marketed as a parody of the internet, is set as a witty, sarcastic adventure and ends as a complex, psychological story;

...for creating and maintaining this interface, making sure that every element of a forum-pwner’s life has a correspondence in Forumwarz;

...for creating a parody of your own parody, Battlethreadz, and being capable of outlining all the funny things about the real Forumwarz;

...for attracting a great deal of dedicated players, who also happen to be extremely interesting people who manage to entertain me everyday (inb4 not your personal army);

...for turning me into a senseless military leader with Domination;

...for absorbing all my creativity through the buildrs;

...for having me caption a ****load of photos with INCIT, which I happen to miss right now that it’s inactive;

...for having a surprisingly rich history, despite being a browser game;

...for having such a complex and well-written storyline, again, despite being a browser game;

...and finally, for being my most pleasant addiction.

Still expecting some endgame goodies,

Teh Cezar

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

^ What he said. Cezar pretty much summed it up.

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

Teh Cezar Posted:

...for turning me into a senseless military leader with Domination;

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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Johnald The Robot Posted:

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I don’t mean that I’m extremely good at it. I mean that playing it makes me feel like I’m planning the next World War.

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

Teh Cezar Posted:

I don’t mean that I’m extremely good at it. I mean that playing it makes me feel like I’m planning the next World War.

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quantumenergy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
43

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Teh Cezar Posted:

I don’t mean that I’m extremely good at it. I mean that playing it makes me feel like I’m planning the next World War.

Then I’ll be your opponent Log in to see images!

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

quantumenergy Posted:

Then I’ll be your opponent Log in to see images!

I wouldn’t want to stand against quantum energy Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Thank you for the constantly reoccurring gay/male reproductive organ/scat jokes. I admit it did seem alienatingly highbrow at times, and I was kind of intimidated by the depth of such keenly developed humor, but I didn’t find it too ostentatious. I think that challenged me and as I result I grew as a person.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Teh Cezar Posted:

(inb4 not your personal army);

Who’s ever said that in fwz.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Bandaney Posted:

Who’s ever said that in fwz.

They’ve said the opposite…

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/147

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

You’re welcome, Cezar! Anytime.

And thanks for all the kind words. It means a lot to us!

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