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Business fema4kidzrap.noiz [AUTOGRAPHED!!!!!]

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

FEMA 4 Kidz Rap is a delightful series of covers of the most popular FEMA-themed songs on the market today. Released in 2009 as the 4th installment of the series aimed at teaching children about the follies of government, FEMA 4 Kidz Rap has clbumic tracks like Here I Am (Rock You Like a Hurricane) (Scorpions) and Pbum the Buck (Stereophonics) all redone by rapping children.

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fema4kidzrap.noiz

* Defense +38

* Luck +8

* Max Ego +210

* Charisma +9

* Offense +38

TESTIMONIALS

”You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. Mostly cry. Then you’ll demand your money back.”

– Kevin Bacon

”I normally enjoy the sound of children screaming, but this was just too much”

– Jalapeno Bootyhole

”That wasn’t bad for very special children. The kids were very special right? I just kind of bumumed.”

– John Mcleod

”Why are you showing me this?”

– Man on the street

”Somebody love me. Won’t somebody please love me?”

– Aldo_Anything

”I didn’t really autograph it.”

– A child

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I put this item on kyoubai as well. It’s the only non-bootleg copy of the file currently up for bid. **** those other guys and their fake Chinese files. This is well worth the buyout.

20 hours of monks on fire.divy

* Max Ego +316

* Frugality +13

* Charisma +13

* Offense +20

* Max Douchebaggery +325

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

5 and a half hours left on this. Don’t miss your opportunity to buy it. It’s a once in a lifetime chance. Something you can tell the grandkids about. That’s bumuming you live to see your children have children. You probably won’t, you fat lazy ****.

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