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Writing Due to the worstening state of cultural life on this website

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I have founded the first cultural establishment in Forumwarz history: the Forumwarz Academy. I trust that our Governor will see this project for its true merit and use his function to protect it from the many nay-sayers that will appear. This project is necessary in order to promote an ideal of academic excellence instea of the half-witted boors most users aspire to become these days.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

As a qualified member of the academia of this site I support this endeavor.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

I’ll teach freshman English. I’ve already got a suit coat with elbow pads.


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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

I can teach Shut The **** Up 101, DIAF TIA (Advanced Placement) and Hello.jpeg honors at request.

megazeroexe edited this message on 03/15/2010 4:17PM

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I’ll teach freshman English. I’ve already got a suit coat with elbow pads.

An academy, in the modern sense of the term, is not a school. It is a gathering of the best minds in every field of human creation. Clearly you are not one of these as you do not know what an academy is.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

An academy, in the modern sense of the term, is not a school. It is a gathering of the best minds in every field of human creation. Clearly you are not one of these as you do not know what an academy is.

shut the **** up, diaf tia

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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

megazeroexes credentials check out

Mazzon

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
10

[Too sexy for membe-
rs
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

megazeroexe Posted:

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Yeah this diploma looks legit.


And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Agreed. Megazeroexe, I would like to formally invite you to the Forumwarz Academy where you can further develop your studies on this most fascinating of social sciences, known as DIAF TIA.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

You have whatever support I can give.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I feel that my knowledge of pokemon could only aid the academy.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Im just posting in this thrade


UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Too complex English in first post. Could you please dumb it down a little(or a lot)?


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That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

An academy, in the modern sense of the term, is not a school. It is a gathering of the best minds in every field of human creation. Clearly you are not one of these as you do not know what an academy is.

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Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I could teach Wapanese. I already teach Engrish, how different could it be? Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I will teach Pointless Emo Poetry 101 and Advanced Fanfiction writing.


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GGG_Ace

Avatar: Baby Typing
8

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

I’m gonna teach Advanced Placement The Effects of Spamming Sites with Dino Bravo Log in to see images!


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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

As Chief of Foreplay, I must know; will this academy be co-ed?


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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

This project is on hold while I am in fwz survivor, but it will be resumed as soon as I am voted out/win.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

I shall do the same, as my current opportunities are restricted by my placement in a ForumWarz: Survivor team.


Artificial intelligence is nothing compared to natural stupidity.

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