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crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Each post must contain a new rule.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Rule #1: All rules in this thread MUST be broken.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Rule #2: No E-Z Cheez within a 10 mile radius.

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Rule #3 Don’t talk about figh..ForumWarz

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Rule #4: No shirt, no shoes, no problem

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Rule #5 No Pants = cervix

Wylin edited this message on 03/30/2008 2:58AM

Prince des S-
ots

Avatar: 31534 Fri Oct 17 14:59:13 -0400 2008

[deviantART]

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Rule #6: Don’t follow this rule.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Rule #7: Disregard all rules except Rule #7.

finale

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Rule #8: Disregard only Rules #1 and #7.

Rule #9: The game. (yes, yes I do hate you all.)

Rule #10: All rules do not apply retroactively, with the exception of Rule #10.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Rule #11: Werewithal during the course of human events, recursive actions become strictly necessary due to rising demand of key components, the ruling body hereby declares it’s independence from all broccoli, spinach and mushrooms. No longer shall their reign of tyranny continue. This date ushers forth a new era of something or other, you know what I’m talking about, if you’re still reading at this point, that’s pretty sad.

In conclusion: mammary glands.

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Rule #12 To have any acuall power you must have a male reproductive organ that you have from birth (or even if got one of your own attached through other means)

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Rule #13: Those who have male reproductive organes will be controlled their entire adult lives by the rare, elusive, mysterious creature, the woman's genitals.

Rule #13a: Except for people like Dante. They give us fashion advice instead.

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Rule #14 anything with no male reproductive organ will think they can controll males but they will be wrong.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Rule #15: There is no rule 15.

UndeadPhallu-
s117

Avatar: Mother and Children
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Troll

People get ****y because I speak the truth. I'm actually awesome.

Rule #16: No homo.

I HATE YOU

UndeadPhallus117 edited this message on 03/30/2008 3:58AM

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Rule #17 no HOMO because there needs to be much HOMO (more the better)

UndeadPhallu-
s117

Avatar: Mother and Children
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Troll

People get ****y because I speak the truth. I'm actually awesome.

Rule #18: Disregard all rules issued by Dante Kinkade.

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Rule #19 – Rule #18 is false.

Irascible

Avatar: Irascible's Avatar
4

[My Balls]

Level 15 Troll

The Duke of Fail

Rule #20

All rules are wrong,

and nothing past this rule can be right, no matter what the ****ing ****ty rule says.

Also, male reproductive organs.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Rule 35: **** your numbering system, and Dante cannot make rules, nor can he make rules negating this rule, nor can he make rules negating rules that negate this rule, ad infinitum.

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