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TV Do you have what it takes? Survivor: ForumWarz! 100BP + exclusive peen

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

MC Banhammer Posted:

The cast is set!

First of all, let me apologize profusely to those people who didn’t make it. There are people who I am close to on the “did not make” list, people who are popular, etc. My criteria was not friendship, my criteria was, number one, availability. I needed a mix of people who would be on the site at roughly the same time, and preferably coinciding with when I’m on the site. Once I narrowed it down to a good group of those, there were some other factors I wanted to take into account for balance, a good game, etc. There is NOTHING PERSONAL in my decisions here and I really do feel bad I couldn’t take everyone who applied.

Having said that, I am happy to now introduce the tribes!

If you’ve been cast, please leave your current klan (if any) immediately, so that you can be invited to your tribe klan. When that invitation comes, please accept it and check in to your camp. If you don’t do this in a timely fashion I’ll have to look for a replacement Log in to see images!

Your first challenge will be posted tomorrow but the game starts NOW!

Congratulations again! And good luck!

TRIBEGIRL FTW

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

man-man Posted:

Klan left, ready to join.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’m looking forward to watching this; I hope that most of it is made public, because I live for this kind of thing. In other news, I am upset that ****ing basketball is interrupting my weekly Survivor ritual.

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

I am honored to take part in this event.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I logged on, saw my TM, got an erection.

More on this development as it happens.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

I hope that most of it is made public

I’m going to try to make public as much as I can as soon as I can, but of course the majority of it needs to stay hidden to preserve the integrity of the game.

Some challenges will be posted publicly, some privately. Results of challenges will be announced publicly. Interactions within the tribes obviously need to remain in the tribe forums. Voting results will be made public, but not who voted for who.

I’d like to make tribal councils after the merge (if there is one) public, but I still have some details to work out (most of which is “no one other than the tribe members and me should post in the tribal council threads” ).

MC Banhammer edited this message on 03/17/2010 12:56PM

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

swine Posted:

I logged on, saw my TM, got an erection.

More on this development as it happens.

Same thing here.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

MC Banhammer Posted:

integrity of the game

lol

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I also expect to miss a lot. People obviously can’t have private conversations in public forums. Hopefully players will keep me appraised of anything substantial which happens outside of what I can see.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

man-man Posted:

Klan left, ready to join.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

MC Banhammer Posted:

I also expect to miss a lot. People obviously can’t have private conversations in public forums. Hopefully players will keep me appraised of anything substantial which happens outside of what I can see.

Hopefully after everything is said and done, we can at least have a summary of the parts that weren’t public; most of the fun of watching Survivor is getting to see all the plotting that takes place that not even all of players are privy to. I am interested in seeing how this all plays out in an environment where information is so much more readily available to the participants (and where eating and drinking aren’t really valid concerns).

And that is why Jeff Probst always asks probing questions during Tribal Council. Make sure that you ask plenty of those as well, and after the game is over, you should definitely put up the transcripts.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Joined.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

And that is why Jeff Probst always asks probing questions during Tribal Council. Make sure that you ask plenty of those as well

I plan to. The problem, of course, is that forum posting is not real-time, and I’m not taking it to IRC. So we’re slightly limited by the format. Plus Jeff gets 3-4 hours with them and can edit what you see for an interesting storyline. I hope to do something like that too. We’ll have to see how it plays out. I’m p. sure that by the middle of the game we’ll have a routine down.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

I have to admit those look like pretty good teams.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

man-man Posted:

Klan left, ready to join.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

and also i hate you Log in to see images!

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

man-man Posted:

Klan left, ready to join.

Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Joined this noble entrepreneur enterprisements. TribeGirl is bester indeedy!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Crazy_Smurf Posted:

Joined this noble entrepreneur enterprisements. TribeGirl is bester indeedy!

I say nay to your final statement!

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

swine Posted:

I logged on, saw my TM, got an erection.

More on this development as it happens.

I would immediately like to make alliances with everyone which fully I intend to keep until I don’t.

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