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TV Do you have what it takes? Survivor: ForumWarz! 100BP + exclusive peen

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’ll go tally the votes.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

/me returns with the urn full of votes.

Well, it’s been a long, hard-fought season, full of drama (both public and private). Finally, though, the votes are tallied, and a winner has been decided.

Are you ready to hear the votes? And waiting?

Well you’re just going to have to wait some more. For our Live Reunion Show, after all episodes have aired.

I’ll see you back on the mainland.

/me runs before he can by lynched.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

haha just kidding Log in to see images!

Actually, that’s what I was originally planning to do, but that was when I bumumed I’d be able to have the episodes up within a day or two of the final tribal. At this point we have maybe three completed. And I don’t want to make everyone wait.

So with some further ado…

Remember, this time you WANT to see your name appear.

I’ll read the votes.

First vote: plk.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

swine

That’s one vote plk, one vote swine.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

plk

That’s two votes plk, one vote swine

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

man-man

That’s two votes plk, one vote swine, one vote man-man

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

plk

That’s three votes plk, one vote swine, one vote man-man

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The winner of Survivor: ForumWarz:

plk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations, plk! You played a great game and I think many people will agree you deserved this win.

===

I’d like to shout of a few very special thanks to a number of people who helped make this happen:

My three judges (Malaise, JB, and I HATE YOUR GUTS) who judged three separate challenges and took the heat off of me for at least THOSE challenges…

Scully, my challenge-checker, who helped make sure that every challenge from the third one on was as fair and not open to loopholes as could be…

JB again, for acting as producer when my hard-to-make mid-game decisions needed to be verified as above-board, and for providing (sometime in the future) a peen to our winner…

Kosher male reproductive organcheese, for starting to help edit and actually getting some editing done…

And the players, without whom this never would have been able to happen.

It’s been a wild ride, and I’m glad it’s all over except the editing.

At this point I’ll answer questions and players are free to discuss whatever they’d like with whoever they’d like.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 05/17/2010 11:18AM

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Great job Banhammer and everyone else, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Congrats plk!

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Whoa, really? I’m kinda shocked. But um, wow, cool! Thanks, MCB and everybody!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Grats, plk.

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

This was really a blast to do! Gave me something to do after studying for my exams, took a huge amount of stress off my back. Log in to see images!

ily mcb

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

plk Posted:

Whoa, really? I’m kinda shocked. But um, wow, cool! Thanks, MCB and everybody!

Don’t see why this would really be a surprise Log in to see images!

So MCB, what was that last challenge? Just from the vague hints it sounded like you gave them BP enough to create a new character and they raced to the end of Episode 1.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Dunatis Posted:

So MCB, what was that last challenge? Just from the vague hints it sounded like you gave them BP enough to create a new character and they raced to the end of Episode 1.

That’s it in a nutshell. A new character as a reward for making it to the final four. Winner was fewest number of forum visits, not time. plk kicked bum.

Trivia: That was the first challenge I wrote when I came up with this thing.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 05/17/2010 4:09PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Congrats, plkers! Geez, first Apprenticeship, now this. Can you say Forumwarz superstar?

Now, to think of an appropriate Peen…MCB, jala at me tomorrow.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I saw a plk win coming from a mile away, but congratulations are in order for pulling it off, anyhow. Congrats, plk!

Now if the peen is named anything other than a clever variant of “Sole Survivor”, Jeff Probst will be most displeased. I’m sure you’ll do the right thing, MCB.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

All I know for sure about the peen is that this should be the image:

That Reaction Face Guy Posted:

Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Now if the peen is named anything other than a clever variant of “Sole Survivor”, Jeff Probst will be most displeased. I’m sure you’ll do the right thing, MCB.

What about “I Will Survive”

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

congrats plk! you did it!

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Forumwarz superstar

Ooh, how much more stuff do I need to win to get that peen?

But thanks again for the congrats, all. It was a p Log in to see images!

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