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Fly Fishing Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde +40 offense

Emo Philips

Avatar: 186822 Thu Jun 25 18:08:47 -0400 2009
24

[Beard of Directors]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde

* Max Ego +113

* Offense +40

* Defense +40

Good luck to you all and may the richest man win.

Emo Philips

Avatar: 186822 Thu Jun 25 18:08:47 -0400 2009
24

[Beard of Directors]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Bump.

I know you might think it’s bad that my parents put my baby brother in a jar of formaldehyde, but it’s really not. I turned out fine.

J4zz 4d

Avatar: J4zz 4d's Avatar
6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I don’t understand why these auctions rate so high. Specs on this thing aren’t even brilliant.

Is it super rare? Where did you get it?

Emo Philips

Avatar: 186822 Thu Jun 25 18:08:47 -0400 2009
24

[Beard of Directors]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

J4zz 4d Posted:

I don’t understand why these auctions rate so high. Specs on this thing aren’t even brilliant.

Is it super rare? Where did you get it?

You get it in ep 3 emo kid for the moar grinding mission. As far as i know it’s the best special item in the game.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Sorry, your bid failed.

1 error prohibited this bid from being saved

There were problems with the following fields:

* You don’t have enough Flezz to place that bid.

Emo Philips

Avatar: 186822 Thu Jun 25 18:08:47 -0400 2009
24

[Beard of Directors]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

swine Posted:

Sorry, your bid failed.

1 error prohibited this bid from being saved

There were problems with the following fields:

* You don’t have enough Flezz to place that bid.

Sell your body. Trust me. This item is worth any shame you might incur

Sm4sHm4s7eR

Avatar: Sad Face

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 15 Emo Kid

Hamster Smasher

The price is 156,450 K! How long takes it to get so much money???

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Sm4sHm4s7eR Posted:

The price is 156,450 K! How long takes it to get so much money???

About one week.

bumonz

Avatar: 209389 2009-10-11 13:06:38 -0400
5

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Silly Puppy

mterek Posted:

About one week.

Or less if you are lucky Log in to see images!

J4zz 4d

Avatar: J4zz 4d's Avatar
6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Emo Philips Posted:

You get it in ep 3 emo kid for the moar grinding mission. As far as i know it’s the best special item in the game.

Maybe for an emo kid. For a camwhore the 1000 facebook friends are much more valuable and really aren’t very expensive.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

J4zz 4d Posted:

Maybe for an emo kid. For a camwhore the 1000 facebook friends are much more valuable and really aren’t very expensive.

+11 OFF/DEF is better than +40 OFF/DEF?

What you save in attacks because of the increased offense offsets any sexiness gain with the facebook friends…

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

*sigh* Emo Phillips, if I can field this one for you…

Every other good Special Item is available to every clbum or is readily available at the auction house. This item which has by far the highest offense of any special item is only available to Emo Kids and even they may buy only one.

Therefore this is both the best and rarest special item and will sell for 500M flezz or more.

Spacekadt, quit ninja’ing me!

Malaise edited this message on 03/15/2010 10:21PM

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Malaise Posted:

Spacekadt, quit ninja’ing me!

But it’s what I do Log in to see images!

Emo Philips

Avatar: 186822 Thu Jun 25 18:08:47 -0400 2009
24

[Beard of Directors]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

There’s a little over a day left on this. If you keep the rates high and keep moving from person to person there’s probably still enough time to get the money to afford this, swine.

Emo Philips

Avatar: 186822 Thu Jun 25 18:08:47 -0400 2009
24

[Beard of Directors]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Less than an hour left on this auction. Be sure to get your bids in before it’s over. Trust me, it’s worth it. I entered a forum and the forum just said “Damn it! Emo Philips is here. I’m leaving.” Pretty much everybody says that to me though.

Greasy Joe

Avatar: Urine Puddle
25

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I got it cheap. Now sell another one please.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Greasy Joe Posted:

Now sell another one please.

Not possible. It’s a one-chance item per emo kid.

Greasy Joe

Avatar: Urine Puddle
25

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Emo Phillips has ‘friends’, one of them could sell one.

One of my ‘friends’ would buy it.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Greasy Joe Posted:

Emo Phillips has ‘friends’, one of them could sell one.

One problem with this logic: Emo Kids don’t have any friends.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Not possible. It’s a one-chance item per Ep.3 emo kid.

F’xd

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