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GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCH
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im glad someone finally said this |
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| Posted On: 03/16/2010 2:06PM |
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bahaha i cant believe i missed a goatse snipe in a goatse thread oops |
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| Posted On: 03/16/2010 2:07PM |
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What would be the impact point?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 12:57AM |
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Unh…just a moment Mr. Governor, we’re having some trouble making out the main body of the craft. It’s venting some form of gas and that’s playing merry hell with our sensors. We should have a general impact point momentarily, and a more precise calculation in the next few minutes. |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 1:12AM |
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Sir, I’ve just located Maj. spacekadt, she was pounding vaj.
She should be ready to brief you in just a moment |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 1:39AM |
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Jesus Christ… you pulled me away from vag pounding for *this*?!?
Isn’t this why I have underlings? To deal with this **** for me? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 1:44AM |
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spacekadt Posted:
Just following orders, ma’am.
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Erm…also, you’re live with the governor. |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 1:53AM |
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Can’t you just shoot rockets at the large pieces to break them up? Isn’t this why we have a military?
Do I need to do *all* the thinking around here? I’m starting to think I should have micro-managed my Personnel Director. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 1:58AM |
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I would just like to point out my position as head of the pointy objections falling rapidly towards earth division of the space program ended last year. This is someone Else’s problem. And boy are they not doing a very good job at it. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:07AM |
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spacekadt Posted:
What the **** are you talking about? This is an internet forum. How in the **** would we have a military? AAHZ doesn’t buy enough brownie points for us to have rockets.
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:10AM |
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Adapt Posted:
Didn’t you do all the hiring? Who’d you hire to take over that position? You best whip their bum into shape right quick or I’ll have to designate you to take care of it since you were the last one to hold said position. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:10AM |
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Uh, Major, you sold our rockets to Senator Fran, for her *cough* ‘personal use’. Even if we could get them back in time, I doubt we’d be able to use them without a good wash. |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:12AM |
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Now you’re telling me that Adapt didn’t hire a military? How and why did we launch Goatse 14 if we didn’t have the proper precautions in case of emergencies?
I want a full investigation of what happened and how things got so out of control with this mission. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:12AM |
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No no! There’s no time for washing! Besides, that should make anything avoid the rockets at all costs, right? Sending the pieces of Goatse 14 back into orbit where they won’t bother our civilian flamebaters? Get those rockets back and launch them AT ONCE! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:13AM |
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Military is not under my jurisdiction, that one is all you, I just hire for the space program. And the head of the division of pointy objections falling towards earth is a special elected position. During the political season the people elected not to position it. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:20AM |
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The only way I can retake the position is if martial law was declared. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:21AM |
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I have a spare rocket if you guys need it Log in to see images! Dysnomia Posted: |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:28AM |
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Major, Tracking reports that Alpha and Bravo will be pbuming through the spamosphere in roughly 7 minutes. After that point, rockets won’t be able to deflect them by any meaningful amount. Shall I issue an alert? |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:28AM |
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I haven’t even been sworn in as Governor. I sure as hell don’t have authority for that.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:28AM |
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What is the impact point? If it is Anonymous, then I can accept that lose.
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| Posted On: 03/25/2010 2:30AM |
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