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Wheels Evil Trout was reported dead this morning.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Dunatis Posted:

I can’t help but notice the complete lack of a disgusting mess… it seems that his girlfriend was trying to cover signs of a struggle and went too far, this makes it only all the more suspicious imo.

That’s a good theory, mr. Dunatis.

We’re getting black light equipment to help us track any recent movings. It will take a bit though. Let’s have a coffee while we wait?


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Vageena Davis Posted:

Do you know if Evil Trout had any enemies?

According to sitelogr.com registry, Evil Trout was the head of a site named Forumwarz. It’s a browser game about the internet.

Upon further inspection, we found Flamebate, and people there are cursing him day any night. This will be a lot of enemies to look up. But since the site is so depressing, we can’t rule out suicide yet.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

If this is true does this make me Supreme Ruler of Forumwarz? What is the line of succession?


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

was Posted:

If this is true does this make me Supreme Ruler of Forumwarz? What is the line of succession?

If this indeed makes you the Supreme Ruler of Forumwarz, we have to consider you our prime suspect for this case.


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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Fran Posted:

If this indeed makes you the Supreme Ruler of Forumwarz, we have to consider you our prime suspect for this case.

i’m not sure Governor was would stoop to murder. this is a shocking allegation. Log in to see images!


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

According to further investigation, we found out that mr. was is not the Supreme Ruler of Forumwarz yet.

Mike “Jalapeno Bootyhole” Drach and Jason “BINGEBOT 2015” Kogan are the second-in-command because they helped create Forumwarz.

Kogan has been dead for at least 6 months according to our records, Drach is still alive, but Drach has been looking for a side job for a while. He even hired slaves (codename “apprentices”Log in to see images! to do writing job in codename Episode 3.

Considering past records, we can bumume Mike Drach doesn’t want to take over Forumwarz. But the law says we can’t give you full power unless Mike Drach pubicly states he retracts from his position, mr. was.

Fran edited this message on 03/12/2010 2:35PM

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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Vageena Davis Posted:

Do you know if Evil Trout had any enemies?

It has recently come to my attention that he was recently celebrating his birthday and that while most gave happy birthday wishes and desired some male reproductive organ, there was one bitter dissenter. You should investigate this person immediately.


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Hey Fran, if you’re getting coffee grab me on too. I like mine black, strong and tall.


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Dunatis Posted:

It has recently come to my attention that he was recently celebrating his birthday and that while most gave happy birthday wishes and desired some male reproductive organ, there was one bitter dissenter. You should investigate this person immediately.

It’s also noteworthy that every year, when people celebrates Evil Trout’s birthday, they get a codename E-Peen named E-Pint. Players who congratulated him this year have yet to receive this E-Peen.

Maybe this could’ve triggered a bad reaction on people in said thread.


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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Vageena Davis Posted:

Hey Fran, if you’re getting coffee grab me on too. I like mine black, strong and tall.

like your men


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donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

that’s a shame


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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

megazeroexe Posted:

like your men

yes.


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Aldo_Anything Posted:

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you’ve actually been posting pretty well lately dude


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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

When I was about 7 years old I had a dog. She was a beautiful dog, a collie. Every day when I came home from school she would run up the road to meet me. We’d play outside until the sun went down. She was my best friend in the world. She died. I locked myself in a closet in our basement and cried for days.

I guess the question I’m getting at is: Have you thoroughly checked every nook and cranny in the house? I suggest you go in the house, be as silent as possible and listen for a gentle sobbing sound.


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

When I was about 7 years old I had a dog. She was a beautiful dog, a collie. Every day when I came home from school she would run up the road to meet me. We’d play outside until the sun went down. She was my best friend in the world. She died. I locked myself in a closet in our basement and cried for days.

I guess the question I’m getting at is: Have you thoroughly checked every nook and cranny in the house? I suggest you go in the house, be as silent as possible and listen for a gentle sobbing sound.

Pretty good story. We’ll get a team to look at every possible opening at his house.


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

megazeroexe Posted:

who gives a ****


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SNEAKERKITTI-
CAT

Avatar: 189202 Tue Jul 28 20:16:57 -0400 2009
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Level 36 Emo Kid

It sucks to admit it, but I'm incredibly obsessed with Fran. Why won't she pay attention to meeee :(

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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

It would appear Evil Trout not only had both a list of enemies, he was well aware they existed.


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Celerysteve Posted:

Joseph of s is a an old decrepit brainfreeze fabulous person who takes his **** all seriously. He probably cries at movies.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2010-03-04 02:36:45 -0500
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

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Teh Cezar Posted:

hahahahaaha

‘no sex for one month’

I think she was threatening him with marriage.


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