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News Press release from the temporary office of the Governor Elect.

Yorgle

Avatar: 223399 2009-12-20 21:37:28 -0500

[The Blue Labyrinth]

Level 1 Re-Re

well i’m pretty sure the murderer has this arrow looking thing and hes bumping into a wall right now

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

That is a pretty obscure gimmick alt.

I have initiated contact with all those suspected so far to be involved. According to my notes, CaptainDDL would like clarification on the exact date of RP’s death. Fortunato claims, regardless of the date, that he was busy masturbating. I wouldn’t want to rule out either suspect at this point.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I can neither confirm nor deny any allegations of conspiracy.

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

i don’t understand why, but just us think for minute… maybe if he/she wasn’t on the table then no one would have done so, on the other hand no one knew they they knew this was true but it would been that anyways this is true.

why anyone would think of know of this i cant believe so but it’s true that indeed my jafacake was stoled from us and for this traumatic experience we lost role play Log in to see images!

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2014-09-17 22:27:39 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

RP was already dead when I got here, I swear. I tried to give it CPR, but it was too late.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

RP was already dead when I got here, I swear. I tried to give it CPR, but it was too late.

Is that what you call it? That’s just demented.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Sneaky27 Posted:

Is that what you call it? That’s just demented.

helpful hint, it doesn’t involve male reproductive organ

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

That is a pretty obscure gimmick alt.

ya but it makes me lol every time i see it post

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Dunatis Posted:

I wonder who would benefit from Roleplays death… and the only answer I can come up with is the mods.

If roleplay dies then it would lead to silent boards that need no maintenance which would give them more free time…

Au contraire, mon frère!

See, with the death of RP, everyone’s gotten bored and things have become stagnant. That’s given rise to trolling in CD. While I admit that I get laughs often, it does not leave the mods with less work to do.

Lighthouse, on the other hand, is a beast that we all like to ignore a little too often. If anything’s making the mods’ jobs easier, it’s the disdain for lighthouse and resulting neglect.

Maybe our new Governor can make lighthouse into something better. But I guess that’s for another thread…

Dan the Auto-
mator

Avatar: Dan the Automator's Avatar
28

Level 56 Camwhore

Arktor Forever!

Dunatis Posted:

I wonder who would benefit from Roleplays death… and the only answer I can come up with is the mods.

If roleplay dies then it would lead to silent boards that need no maintenance which would give them more free time, especially when they lost the best among them recently enough.

I think we should consider Jalapeno Bootyhole as the prime suspect. I think we all can now see his gimmick alt contest as an effort to stamp out role play entirely. What has his lackey Shii be up to? Questions and questions.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

OrsonScottCard Posted:

RP was already dead when I got here, I swear. I tried to give it CPR, but it was too late.

You don’t give CPR to a dead person.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Dan the Automator Posted:

I think we should consider Jalapeno Bootyhole as the prime suspect. I think we all can now see his gimmick alt contest as an effort to stamp out role play entirely. What has his lackey Shii be up to? Questions and questions.

See this? this is good detective work. Now if there was good police work to be done, it would involve lynching jb.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2014-09-17 22:27:39 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

mterek Posted:

You don’t give CPR to a dead person.

You do if you’re certified and in my state, actually, because we’re not allowed to declare someone dead and leaving a victim (even an obviously dead one) can be constituted as neglect. Until a few years ago, even police weren’t allowed to declare someone dead, so they were required to perform CPR until EMS arrived on scene or a coroner could come declare the victim.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

OrsonScottCard Posted:

You do if you’re certified and in my state, actually, because we’re not allowed to declare someone dead and leaving a victim (even an obviously dead one) can be constituted as neglect. Until a few years ago, even police weren’t allowed to declare someone dead, so they were required to perform CPR until EMS arrived on scene or a coroner could come declare the victim.

Sounds like a gateway into necrophilia to me…

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