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News Press release from the temporary office of the Governor Elect.

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

There is suspicion in the great Forumwarz community that role play has been murdered. While no official theories have been put forward, it is likely that a crime of this nature is politically motivated.

At the time of this release no body has been recovered, but as a precaution authorities have advised that the community at large be on the look out for the bumailant(s) and any suspicious activity.

If you have any information regarding this suspected crime you may reply here or send communication directly to my office for review by the Governor.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

It was adapt.

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

already trying to draw attention away from yourself fort? Log in to see images! CaptainDDL edited this message on 03/12/2010 12:03AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

/msg goosery vote fortunato

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

Current list of suspects:

Adapt

Fortunato

CaptainDDL

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

As long as the Governor-elect is working on his law enforcement program, I’d appreciate him getting to the bottom of Bingebot’s demise.

I believe an official inquiry is required to determine whether it was death by murder, suicide or as I’ve long suspected, misadventure (i.e. auto-erotic asphyxiation).

It was me in the conservatory with the candlestick.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

As a member of the bourgeoisie, I have no interest in complete clarification.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

It is about time someone got to the bottom of this.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

CaptainDDL sent me a tubmail from an unknown alt, that means he’s hiding away from this?

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ricketthunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

It was me in the conservatory with the candlestick.

Why has nobody commented on this freely given confession? Moderators, arrest this man at once! At the very least you can hold him until his alibis check out.

Sneaky27 Posted:

Why has nobody commented on this freely given confession? Moderators, arrest this man at once! At the very least you can hold him until his alibis check out.

It doesn’t add up. See, the conservatory was locked from the inside. I think he’s protecting somebody else. Maybe a girl who got close to him once.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Detective Phil Marlot Posted:

Maybe a girl who got close to him once.

HIGHLY unlikely.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Detective Phil Marlot Posted:

It doesn’t add up. See, the conservatory was locked from the inside. I think he’s protecting somebody else. Maybe a girl who got close to him once.

Do you think you can help us with this investigation? My office is taking this very seriously.

was Posted:

Do you think you can help us with this investigation? My office is taking this very seriously.

I think I can handle it. I’ll keep tabs on your suspects and let you know what I find.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Malaise Posted:

As long as the Governor-elect is working on his law enforcement program, I’d appreciate him getting to the bottom of Bingebot’s demise.

death by fast food should not be ruled out as a cause

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

I wonder who would benefit from Roleplays death… and the only answer I can come up with is the mods.

If roleplay dies then it would lead to silent boards that need no maintenance which would give them more free time, especially when they lost the best among them recently enough.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

As a member of the bourgeoisie, I have no interest in complete clarification.

This elitist statement by a German, who are known for their elimination of those they view as beneath them, makes me question his innocence. Particularly when he blatantly opposes the investigation itself!

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

I’m glad to see that in spite of the ridiculous delay in inaugurating our Governor Elect, the local authorities recognize his authority and are taking this investigation seriously.

Current list of suspects:

Adapt
Fortunato
CaptainDDL
Aldo_Anything
MC Banhammer

Not personally suspected, but possibly in cahoots and trying to undermine the investigation:

Malaise
ricketthunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST
Sneaky27
Fran

Status unknown:

Dunatis
Professor Commie PhD
Lee_Harvey_Oswald

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Can someone blame me for something too? I feel left out.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

My party and I strongly feel that this investigation is going in the right direction. If things continue to evolve this way, there will be a substantial donation to both the Governor Elect’s office and to the office of Detective Phil Marlot from a third party that I am not at liberty to name.

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