ms-karen Posted:

OD on toothpaste. I saw it on CSI this morning. 2 tubes, extra flouride + bleach.

I saw that one this morning too…I almost gagged on my PB&J during the autopsy…

Oh and don’t kill yourself blah blah blah so much to live for blah blah blah. But if you still wanna do it, I suggest you eat a few aluminum foil balls and then chug Drano. And please do it on some sort of live video feed.

this is what you do, call your friends, if you have any, tell them to come over.Make a noose out of that cheese wire **** whatever it is that cuts you, tie it to the ceiling, get up on a stool,super glue your hands to your head while inside the noose. Jump down, now it looks like you got so mad you ripped your head off and your friends are gonna come and see.

the problem with suicide is that it hurt those around. my friend killed himself by doing a backflip on his bike off a bridge and right into a train. left a note and everything. the note said “mom, i’ll be right back, going to the store to get some pop.” i still wonder if there was something i could have done to keep him from taking his own life.

Two compelling points; either this:

Vageena Davis Posted:

the problem with suicide is that it hurt those around.

or this:

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

just make sure you do it in a thunderstorm

xxEmoxKidxx Posted:

Why would you care though? You’d be dead.

why would i be dead?

I’m shocked at how callous everyone is being. It’s obvious that this young man had his heart ripped out by some cold-hearted skank ho that laughed at him and said the meanest thing and hurt his feelings. I feel his pain, unlike the rest of you heartless ****ers. Kid’s gonna learn from this, he’ll get stronger and he’ll know that don’t give ****es nothin but the male reproductive organ.

megazeroexe Posted:

you have no male reproductive organ

I will murder you and your entire family.

This lil punk bum be trippin. All them ****es been on my male reproductive organ. But that ain’t the ****ing point. We got a poor kid here who’s hurtin because some **** ripped his heart out.

Chlorox and windex make a good combo. I almost killed myself when I was 6-7 experimenting with such bathroom chemistry.

Well this is simple. Kill your family, don´t get convicted, and then let Dexter hunt you down.

Or don´t kill yourself and do suffer a long and happy life like the rest of us.