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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I am restarting the Forumwarz Space Program and we need people in every position. Please post below the position you are interested in and any qualifications.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

I am thoroughly interested. My qualifications are thus:

-One time I had a dream about being in space

-When I was a kid I was going to be a spaceman. Or a giant roach.

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I would like to apply to be a astronaut. Log in to see images!

Qualifications:

I have seen pictures of space.

I have talked to a astronaut.

Bear edited this message on 03/08/2010 11:14PM

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

sup. i’m lho. i have no fear of death, i want to visit places in space, cramped spaces and loneliness are no problem.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

‘Restarting’?

Also, my qualifications for a ‘Space’ program:

Sarcasm Inc Posted:









spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

<——

I believe my name says it all.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Nobody would miss me if I’m gone.

Sign me up.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

I’d be a great poster boy.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

spacekadt Posted:

<——

I believe my name says it all.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

spacekadt Posted:

<——

I believe my name says it all.

I’m confused. Spacekadt, you are the Director of the Forumwarz Space Program. I really don’t think you need to volunteer.

Shoot The Mo-
on

Avatar: 50637 Wed Apr 01 23:03:10 -0400 2009
100

[The Last Stand]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Would like to offer my services.

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’m a qualified dehydrated food chef. I’d love to join this voyage.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

was Posted:

I’m confused. Spacekadt, you are the Director of the Forumwarz Space Program. I really don’t think you need to volunteer.

Oh, I forgot about that. I guess that means I’m willing to work for free?

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I’d like to visit space at some point.

And what I mean is I’d like to physically pound her woman's genitals.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

swine Posted:

I’d like to visit space at some point.

And what I mean is I’d like to physically pound her woman's genitals.

That is very disrespectful. spacekadt is not some tart you can pick up at the Wal-Mart.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

was Posted:

That is very disrespectful. spacekadt is not some tart you can pick up at the Wal-Mart.

swine’s allowed to make these comments. he NEEDS to visit space…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

’Restarting’?

BingeBot was a man once.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I would like to apply for the position of Janitor.

Qualifications:

  • I have a mop

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

As the appointed head of the fwz space program’s department of mismatched leftover rocket parts that we don’t really understand what they do and small to smallish-medium asteroid detection, I’d like to thank you all for volunteering.

Just know that out of everyone who applies, only 10% are accepted and there is a 50% drop out rate after 5 years. So good luck to you all!

One more thing: we don’t issue spacesuits, you must bring your own.

Adapt edited this message on 03/09/2010 12:46AM

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Here are my qualifications:

1. My name has Sky in it

2. I always crouch rocket jump, even if it is a small ledge

3. I have gunboats so I take a lot less damage

Thank you

And was, if you really appointed adapt then I am yet again dissapointed in you, as Space is much more qualified.

Skyman747 edited this message on 03/09/2010 12:50AM
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