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Goatse.cx Happy Birthday Evil Trout.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Hurfy Durfday.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

Happy birthday et.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Happy birthday, Evil Trout.

Re-Retard

Avatar: Baby Typing
52

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Hurfy Durfday.

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Here’s to the trout we all know to be Evil.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Folks, today is a special, special day! On the eighth day of sMarch, twenty-something years ago, Our Lord and Savior SATAN floated down to Earth from Hellven in order to, as he put it, “Stick my red-hot male reproductive organ in something.”

He splash-landed in the Milford Bay Trout Farm, whereupon he paddled about in the warm, fishy water for several moments. And then, as legend has it, along swam a female Rainbow Trout that was, in the divine words of The Dark One, “****able.”

And Satan did fornicate with the fish, in a fashion most anal. And lo, it was good.

Several months later, the trout prematurely bum-hatched a cluster of “deviled eggs,” one of which was to become Evil Trout: the Forumwarz creator and site moderator we all know and tolerate!

Folks, why not take this moment to show your appreciation for E.T. and all of his hard work? Wish him a “happy b-day,” give him some virtual birthday beats (knees to the groin preferably) and if you’re feeling generous, saddle on up to the Brownie Bar and buy him an E-Pint™! Much like Brazilian automobiles and collegiate date-enjoy, Forumwarz is fueled entirely by alcohol.

Happy b-day, Evil Trout!

phantom_glee

Avatar: Corset 2
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

happy birthday!

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Happy Birthday, ET!

crovax1234

Avatar: 4582 2010-02-23 19:23:15 -0500
5

[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Troll

Gambling addict extraordinaire

Happy Birthday!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

This looks legit

Posting sincere birthday well-wishes for peen

Fiorine

Avatar: 48716 Mon Nov 17 03:55:14 -0500 2008
73

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Happy Birthday, ET!

g7parsh

Avatar: 119206 2010-03-02 23:21:21 -0500
9

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Happy Birthday! Log in to see images!

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Happy birthday, ET! Log in to see images!

Deejay-Bukka-
ke

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

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MiscMentagon-
Unkown

Avatar: Server Hacker
4

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Happy Birthday, Evil Trout.Log in to see images!

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

Habby Pirthday!

Moodburger

Avatar: Dust Mite
17

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Happy Birth Daaaaaaaang.

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Happy E-Peen Birthday, ET!

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

/flirty camwhore B’day wishes

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I just got the Veteran peen… did I join on ET’s birthday?

Techno_Viking

Avatar: 171243 2010-01-29 08:14:52 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 59 Troll

PRETTY MUCH MERC 2.O

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