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Feature Dear Crotch Zombie - A message from the Governor Elect

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I am looking to inquire as to when my inauguration is scheduled? The people have elected me Governor a few days ago and there seems to be no time frame for me taking office. I have some plans that I would like to put in motion, but I lack the powers granted by the Flambate Constitution.

I await your reply.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Scully wrote me a kick-bum speech and I don’t want it to go to waste.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Err, shouldn’t it be ‘A message from the Governor Elect’? Otherwise you’re saying that you’re here to deliver one to to GE, which would imply that you are not, in fact, the holder of that position.

Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 03/07/2010 2:21AM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

You haven’t been approved by me yet Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

was, I think the most important agenda of yours should be to get a “ForumWarz Governor Forum”, and have all your threads moved there.

You know, before the mods decide this is too much fun and move it all to RP. That would suck, because RP isn’t RP, RP is “Troll/Shock City”.

So the 2nd thing you should do is have the sides of the boards renamed.

imo

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Err, shouldn’t it be ‘A message from the Governor Elect’? Otherwise you’re saying that you’re here to deliver one to to GE, which would imply that you are not, in fact, the holder of that position.

Yes, you are correct.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

MC Banhammer Posted:

was, I think the most important agenda of yours should be to get a “ForumWarz Governor Forum”, and have all your threads moved there.

You know, before the mods decide this is too much fun and move it all to RP. That would suck, because RP isn’t RP, RP is “Troll/Shock City”.

So the 2nd thing you should do is have the sides of the boards renamed.

imo

I feel that I am misunderstood on the other side of the forums. What part of that isn’t RP? Log in to see images!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

MC Banhammer Posted:

was, I think the most important agenda of yours should be to get a “ForumWarz Governor Forum”, and have all your threads moved there.

You know, before the mods decide this is too much fun and move it all to RP. That would suck, because RP isn’t RP, RP is “Troll/Shock City”.

So the 2nd thing you should do is have the sides of the boards renamed.

imo

It was decided that NO SRSLY is my temporary forum. And Mc Banhammer, I really think you should spend more time in “Role-Playing,” and then you can overstate things.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

was Posted:

I really think you should spend more time in “Role-Playing,” and then you can overstate things.

Pfaugh! I can overstate things on this side of the boards just fine!

Speaking of which, gonna go spank my 52” monkey now…

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

I feel that I am misunderstood on the other side of the forums. What part of that isn’t RP? Log in to see images!

lol @ anyone who thinks i act like this in real life.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

was, if a venue is still needed, I’d gladly let you use my vent server to record it live with members if you’re not going to ustream it or you’re just gonna go all half-bum and type it.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

lol @ anyone who thinks i act like this in real life.


Also, this. Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

lol @ anyone who thinks i act like this in real life.

I can bumure you that in real life, I act exactly as I portray myself on these forums.

And so does the rest of the Banhammer family.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

MC Banhammer Posted:

I can bumure you that in real life, I act exactly as I portray myself on these forums.

And so does the rest of the Banhammer family.

I wasn’t talking about you. but I bumure you I do not show my family goatse or tell my friends to **** off for no reason at every given opportunity. That is something reserved for the role play of this site, something people do not seem to understand. I guess I am doing a good job then?

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I wasn’t talking about you. but I bumure you I do not show my family goatse or tell my friends to **** off for no reason at every given opportunity. That is something reserved for the role play of this site, something people do not seem to understand. I guess I am doing a good job then?

**** you, man.

Patently Chill Prestidigitator was banned for this post by Aldo_Anything

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