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Debate bloody mary: are ice cubes mandatory?

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

So, i like my awesome bloody mary with no ice at all, but my barman refuse to serve it that way.

Now he is giving me a glbum full of ice cubes apart, with a silly spoon. I never add ice, but he still doesn’t give up.

Other thinks that i dislike in my drinks: little umbrellas, tons of straws, sugar, lemon skin, spit and semen.

How do you like your drinks? Discuss.


I’m just, like, totally clbumy

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

i recommend just drinking everclear or maybe even straight ethanol until you stop caring about whether or not there is semen in your drink

the sooner you are willing to swallow the sooner you can get married to some guy who will validate your otherwise meaningless existence

hth

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

my existence is not meaningless at all!

In fact, I collect little umbrellas from my friends drinks. I have some glittery ones too. I glue them on my diary.

So, you see. You are wrong Log in to see images!


I’m just, like, totally clbumy

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

if you like the little umbrellas so much then get them in your own drinks and stop leeching off of other people

oh wait you claim to be a female so having other people provide for you is about 90 percent of what you are good for

get knocked up quick so you can live up to your full potential

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

i don’t like kids, so i’m failing as a female, i suppose.Log in to see images!

I just love little umbrellas (not in my own glbum), and kittens. And i’m good at making sandwiches.

Do you like by any chance umbrellas drinks?


I’m just, like, totally clbumy

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

i take straight shots of whatever because i dont waste my time with frivolous bull**** like requesting a bloody mary without ice

so i guess we share exactly zero things in common

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

also i am going to bumume that your sandwiches are every bit as terribly executed as your posts and really with that much failure in your life the only viable option is suicide

kill yourself

i mean it

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I think you have to face some unresolved issues.

We can talk about that if you accept a little pink umbrella in your manly straight whiskey. And ok, ok, you can make some sandwiches too.Log in to see images!


I’m just, like, totally clbumy

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

i think by responding to several of your points at once i might have confused you

you are ****ing stupid and it is really my own fault for not realizing that this would happen

i would like to take this opportunity to shift the focus back to my primary point which is

**** off you are a terrible poster

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

You really have to see a good doctor asap to fix this clear haemorrhoids case.

Maybe you are drinking too many cool, masculine drinks. Log in to see images!


I’m just, like, totally clbumy

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Bloody Mary is good drink because some people do not like it, so you can show them that you are more sophisticated when drinking. Also it is very nutritious so it makes you healthy.


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