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Srs Bsns Pathetically I've been on Fwz for more than 2 years

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

THE_**** HEY ****male reproductive organ 09/19/2008

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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JolieNet DSL Bandwidth Limits: Important! 03/05/2008

Heh, two more days.

Nicco edited this message on 03/04/2010 4:03PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

n00bs itt

Welcome to Forumwarz!

12/13/2007

Pandabrother

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Subject: ! PØP SEKRET !

From: Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III

01/07/2010 11:06AM

Trackin mine to the minutes!Log in to see images!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Welcome to Forumwarz!

10/16/2008

I’m your first hint. You’ll see hints like me from time to time while you learn to play Forumwarz.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

90 + 19 + 2 + 25 + 14 + 19 + 14 = 177 hours between all of my alts.

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Welcome to Forumwarz!

12/26/2008

To close me, click the X in the top right hand corner!

Why the hell did I start the Day after Christmas!?!?

I’ve got another 10 months.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Welcome to Forumwarz!

04/30/2009

I’m your first hint. You’ll see hints like me from time to time while you learn to play Forumwarz.

This is your Character page. It displays information about your character, as well as a list of News, which is a summary of your actions.

When you’re done looking at this page, the next thing you’ll want to do is the Tutorial Mission. You can find it by clicking on the “Missions” tab and then on “Start Mission.”

To close me, click the X in the top right hand corner!

Log in to see images!

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Welcome to Forumwarz!

07/28/2008

Log in to see images!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

90 + 19 + 2 + 25 + 14 + 19 + 14 = 177 hours between all of my alts.

Oh, if we’re to measure by that standard, then I have 135 hours logged.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Oh, if we’re to measure by that standard, then I have 463 hours logged.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Oh, if we’re to measure by that standard, I have too much. Log in to see images!

Also, 12/11/2008. Log in to see images!

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

All of mine add up to 134 hours, but that’s horribly inaccurate, since I’ve got level 35 alts reporting as 1 or 2 hours total.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

CaptainDDL Posted:

All of mine add up to 134 hours, but that’s horribly inaccurate, since I’ve got level 35 alts reporting as 1 or 2 hours total.

Are they cheating alts with Game Dolphin? You can plow through the levels in way less than an hour with Game Dolphin.

But also, the times are just estimates, based on some intricate and mystical formula that only ET knows.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Are they cheating alts with Game Dolphin? You can plow through the levels in way less than an hour with Game Dolphin.

But also, the times are just estimates, based on some intricate and mystical formula that only ET knows.

Secret of the formula: it involves ETs gamerscore.

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

Skyman747 Posted:

So this thread is now where we post when we joined?

Welcome to Forumwarz!

01/10/2009

Subject: ! PØP SEKRET !

From: Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III

10/10/2008 3:10PM

An extra 0 and we would have the same fwzbirthday Log in to see images!

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Shii Posted:

03/04/2008

Same day Log in to see images!

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

None of us are as pathetic as Keyboard Fox who is the only active non-cz member with the Day 1 E-Peen.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Catt although Posted:

Neither. What you need to do is click on “Profile” on your character page and then “addiction level”. And then look at “estimated hours played”. If you have alts, you add them up. This is the measure of how pathetic you are.

I got 1050.

I got 183.

and,

Welcome to Forumwarz!

05/20/2009

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
16

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

06/15/2008

But then I took a break for a lot of 2009.

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