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Srs Bsns Pathetically I've been on Fwz for more than 2 years

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Anti-peen imo Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Me too. Log in to see images!

tubmail Posted:

Ravit “Blacksnak… ! PØP SEKRET ! 03/02/2008

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

And yet you both look so youthful.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Oh no. Log in to see images!((

Tomorrow is mine. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I’m two weeks less pathetic than you guys.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

2/25/08 Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

1 more month for me suckers!

Subject: ! PØP SEKRET !

From: Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III

04/03/2008 4:21PM

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

Still a couple of weeks until my two year anniversary, 03/22/2008.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Forumwarz Posted:

Welcome to Forumwarz!

07/07/2009

I’m your first hint. You’ll see hints like me from time to time while you learn to play Forumwarz.

This is your Character page. It displays information about your character, as well as a list of News, which is a summary of your actions.

When you’re done looking at this page, the next thing you’ll want to do is the Tutorial Mission. You can find it by clicking on the “Missions” tab and then on “Start Mission.”

To close me, click the X in the top right hand corner!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

mterek Posted:

Forgot about that.

Welcome to Forumwarz!

03/28/2008

I’m your first hint. You’ll see hints like me from time to time while you learn to play Forumwarz.

24 days.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

I only got my Veterans a month ago. I am the lame.

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Am I less pathetic because I’ve only been here 8 months or moreso because I’m still not a vet?

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Afterthotz Posted:

Am I less pathetic because I’ve only been here 8 months or moreso because I’m still not a vet?

Neither. What you need to do is click on “Profile” on your character page and then “addiction level”. And then look at “estimated hours played”. If you have alts, you add them up. This is the measure of how pathetic you are.

I got 1050.

Catt although edited this message on 03/04/2010 1:10AM

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

So this thread is now where we post when we joined?

Welcome to Forumwarz!

01/10/2009

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

duca Posted:

I only got my Veterans a month ago. I am the lame.

I got it about 2 weeks ago. Well, I still have time to become even more pathetic Log in to see images!

first hint Posted:

Welcome to Forumwarz!

02/18/2009

Teh Cezar edited this message on 03/04/2010 1:23AM

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Catt although Posted:

Neither. What you need to do is click on “Profile” on your character page and then “addiction level”. And then look at “estimated hours played”. If you have alts, you add them up. This is the measure of how pathetic you are.

I have 109 pathetic hours

Skyman747 Posted:

So this thread is now where we post when we joined?

It must be!

Welcome to Forumwarz!

06/21/2009

I’m your first hint

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Welcome to Forumwarz!

09/27/2008

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

duca Posted:

I only got my Veterans a month ago. I am the lame.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

11/09/2008 or something like that

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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Catt although Posted:

Neither. What you need to do is click on “Profile” on your character page and then “addiction level”. And then look at “estimated hours played”. If you have alts, you add them up. This is the measure of how pathetic you are.

I got 1050.

8 Alts, 264 Hours total, about 33 hours per alt. So I’ve spent about 1.5% of my life for the past 2 years playing this game.

That’s about 2% too much.

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