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Poetry Contest for 12 BP: Phone It In and Fill 'er Up [NSFW]

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Premise

Imagine, if you will, that you’re a man having phone sex with a woman. That, gentle sir or madam, is the premise of this contest. In as few intermediate steps as possible, start from the phrase, ”I just want to hold you” and end with ”I just want to fill you up with my great times”. Each intermediate line should be something one would say during phone sex to get from “I want to hold you” to “I want to fill you up with my great times.”

Your Entry

To submit an entry, send a Tubmail to Hot Pho, then post in this thread with the phrase “male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum” somewhere in your reply. Do not post the content of your entry in this or any other thread. ENTRANTS THAT FAIL TO FOLLOW THESE RULES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

Steps that connect two separate ideas will be counted as two lines (eg. “I want to dress you in a furry suit and **** you with a water bottle”­). Entries should be formatted with each line numbered.

Judging

Entries will be judged by myself and Hot Pho based on number of steps (fewer the better) and effectiveness.

Entries will be allowed until 12 AM server time on March 12th, 2010.

The winner will be announced on or before March 15th and sent 12 BP.

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  • Connect “I just want to hold you” to “I just want to fill you up with my great times” in as few intermediate lines as possible.
  • Send your entry in a Tubmail to Hot Pho with each connective step numbered.
  • Reply to this thread with “male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum”.
  • Don’t post your entry in this thread or you’ll be disqualified.
  • If we pick your entry, you’ll get 12 BP.

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

Ricket Posted:

Premise

Imagine, if you will, that you’re a man having phone sex with a woman. That, gentle sir or madam, is the premise of this contest. In as few intermediate steps as possible, start from the phrase, ”I just want to hold you” and end with ”I just want to fill you up with my great times”. Each intermediate line should be something one would say during phone sex to get from “I want to hold you” to “I want to fill you up with my great times.”

Your Entry

To submit an entry, send a Tubmail to Hot Pho, then post in this thread with the phrase “male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum” somewhere in your reply. Do not post the content of your entry in this or any other thread. ENTRANTS THAT FAIL TO FOLLOW THESE RULES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

Steps that connect two separate ideas will be counted as two lines (eg. “I want to dress you in a furry suit and **** you with a water bottle”­). Entries should be formatted with each line numbered.

Judging

Entries will be judged by myself and Hot Pho based on number of steps (fewer the better) and effectiveness.

Entries will be allowed until 12 AM server time on March 12th, 2010.

The winner will be announced on or before March 15th and sent 12 BP.

Log in to see images!

  • Connect “I just want to hold you” to “I just want to fill you up with my great times” in as few intermediate lines as possible.
  • Send your entry in a Tubmail to Hot Pho with each connective step numbered.
  • Reply to this thread with “male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum”.
  • Don’t post your entry in this thread or you’ll be disqualified.
  • If we pick your entry, you’ll get 12 BP.

Log in to see images!

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

This is a great contest. I have sent my Tubmamale reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

One Fish

Two Fish

Red Fish

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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

You guys are all male reproductive organS. Posting IN this thread is a waste of MY time; it’s seriously a pain in the bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum.

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Bumpin’ this.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum

Frank Drebin

Avatar: 223877 2009-12-30 13:22:00 -0500
8

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

”I just want to hold you” and ”I just want to fill you up with my great times”.

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

bump/grind

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

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Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Sneaky27 Posted:

male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

Finny Posted:

male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum

Finny, I did not receive a submission from you via tubmail. Just saying.

SNEAKERKITTI-
CAT

Avatar: 189202 Tue Jul 28 20:16:57 -0400 2009
7

Level 36 Emo Kid

It sucks to admit it, but I'm incredibly obsessed with Fran. Why won't she pay attention to meeee :(

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Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

Bumped. Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Okay, Hot Pho sent me a BP, and I have 5 extra, bringing the total prize pool up to 18 BP!

Prizes will be distributed as follows

Vageena Davis – 1 BP

Of all the zero/one line entries (and there were a lot, you lazy ****s), Vageena’s was probably the best.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. Wait, that’s boring.
3. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel – 1 BP

Even with the slight detour from the original intent of this contest, Bob’s entry was hilarious.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. It’s not working out.
3. I’m just not attracted to you any more.
4. I’m sorry it had to end like this.
5. Hello, random girl at the club.
6. I just met you, and this might sound a bit forward but:
7. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

Teh Cezar – 1 BP

A hilarious entry, due to the contortionist nature of steps 3, 4 and 5.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. I want to lick your lower lips
3. **** you in the bum until your perineum gets bruised
4. While I tug on your nipples
5. Suck on your clit,
6. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

Sneaky27 – 3 BP

We loved the viking conquest line. We couldn’t not reward that.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. I want to lick your face.
3. I want to rip your clothes off like you were my viking conquest.
4. I want to tie you up and slowly caress every part of you.
5. I need to be inside of you.
6. I have to be inside of you.
7. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

Master_Troll – 12 BP

For perhaps the greatest imaginable mix of sexuality and hilarity.

1. I just want to hold you
2. I just want to hold you in the nude
3. I want to hold you and only you in this regard
4. I just want you to hold me likewise
5. I just want you to hold my male reproductive organ in your hands and mouth
6. Sucking it all until MAH BAWLS ARE FULL TA BURSTIN KIRSTY
7. I just want to snipe your virginity from MC Banhammer
8. I just want it to go inside and **** you senseless
9. I just want to **** you without a condom
10. I just want to fill you up with my great times

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

Ricket Posted:

Okay…

Prizes will be distributed as follows

Vageena Davis – 1 BP

BobTheSqueakyWeasel – 1 BP

Teh Cezar – 1 BP

Sneaky27 – 3 BP

Master_Troll – 12 BP

For perhaps the greatest imaginable mix of sexuality and hilarity.

Yes. ****ing win. Congrats, winners. Log in to see images!

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