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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Hello, I am Gubernatorial Candidate was and I am glad to start off this Troll Hall meeting. I thank everyone that is attending and I am sure this will help inform everyone before they cast their vote for Governor of Flamebate. I also would like to thank all of my opponents that are able to participate and I hope this will give them a chance to distinguish themselves.

Now lets begin. Who has the first question?


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Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Isn’t there a clear conflict of interest in you acting as moderator of a town hall discussion for a campaign of which you are a candidate?

Follow up question – what is your opinion of puppies?

Fiasco edited this message on 02/27/2010 6:26PM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Fiasco Posted:

Isn’t there a clear conflict of interest in you acting as moderator of a town hall discussion for a campaign of which you are a candidate?

Well, considering is being held in a forum, only an appointed Moderator; such as Aldo_Anything, can truly act as a moderator. Though, if this was being held on IDC you would have a point.

Fiasco Posted:

Follow up question – what is your opinion of puppies?

I think they are fine versatile animals.


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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

was,

were you indeed a mole for TSB intent on destroying my klan of KPC, (which was already ****ed long before you arrived) and where do you stand now with those jolly posters from KoL?


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Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Well since those other candidates have failed to show up I’ll ask you another one Candidate was.

Is there any currently banned member of FW whose sntence you would commute? Do you have a general policy on issuing pardons?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I am performing a Coup to instate Aldo as Governor.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

No one is currently Governor

Skyman747 Posted:

Coup

gj


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Me to be filibuster

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Also moonsandwich.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

AAHZ Posted:

was,

were you indeed a mole for TSB intent on destroying my klan of KPC, (which was already ****ed long before you arrived) and where do you stand now with those jolly posters from KoL?

AAHZ you need to move on from this past. The glory days didn’t exist.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Fiasco Posted:

Well since those other candidates have failed to show up I’ll ask you another one Candidate was.

Address a question to them. Perhaps they only desire an opportunity.

Is there any currently banned member of FW whose sntence you would commute? Do you have a general policy on issuing pardons?

As many of you know I have great experience with bans. And in fact the ban preceding the last was shortened twice. Now let me also add that I don’t think this is a very good question and I am not going to honor it.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

you are the least prepared to become Governor of Flamebate, why is this.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

CrinkzPipe Posted:

you are the least prepared to become Governor of Flamebate, why is this.

I am the least prepared for a position that I invented? Well, then I encourage you to vote for whomever you feel is more qualified.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

CrinkzPipe Posted:

you are the least prepared to become Governor of Flamebate, why is this.

In the spirit of fair and balanced reporting, I am asking everyone to take this opinion with a grain of salt. Although we do not prosecute free speech, we feel its in everyone’s best interest to know the truth. The truth which is that all of was’ competitors are least qualified to become governor.

Also in the spirit of fair and balanced reporting, I would like to ask all of was’ running mates exactly why THEY are in fact least prepared to become governor?


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Aldo is already the best moderator on this site showing he has experience with the kind of power he would be accepting, plus he’s German and they’re leaders are very charismatic.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

How exactly does moderation qualify said candidate for the position of Governor, a job which is almost the polar opposite of moderator?


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

as I mentioned, both jobs come with an enormous amount of power, and Aldo has proven he can manage that power.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

was Posted:

As many of you know I have great experience with bans. And in fact the ban preceding the last was shortened twice. Now let me also add that I don’t think this is a very good question and I am not going to honor it.

Thank you Ms. Palin

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Question for McB:

Since your campaign manager Wounded Tragedy has so far shown 20 times your pbumion and erudition in regards to this campaign, is there some reason why we shouldn’t just elect him instead of you?

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

i would like for any of the candidates to tell me why i should give a **** about anything let alone this poorly thought out race for governor

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Joint question for Aldo and that guy who thinks he’s a gun:

Can Germans really be trusted this close to the Sudetanland and how can I elect someone governor when I can’t remember his name or really anything else about him.

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