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Macho was for Governor

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

As you probably already know, and if you don’t you have probably been living under a rock wake up and join the rest of us, was is running for Governor. Now, I am a man of traditional values, but my values are also radical and cutting edge. As such I put my full support behind was.

Who else among you, the plebeian mbumes, is strong, courageous, and against stealing candy from children enough to vote for was? I know I am.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I thank you for your support. It is with citizens like you, that the dreams of our Founding Fathers will be realized.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Sure, why not.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I have long awaited for someone strong enough to rally us all in our support for was under his battle cry. You have my full support!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

i do not feel you are strong enough for this role, you do not have my vote good sir.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Democracy is a lie,you are all puppets working towards the same goal of oppression.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Is there anyone smarter? No.

Is there anyone stronger? No.

Is there anyone juster? No.

Don’t you and your family deserve the very best? Do not let yourself and your family be governed by the unsmart, unstrong and unjust.

was for Governor. You deserve it! Log in to see images!

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Who else could do this job in these difficult times? We need someone competent and trustworthy, someone who wouldn’t lie to us. This campaign has my full support, was for Governor ‘10! Log in to see images!

spf357

Avatar: 220601 2009-12-10 16:04:45 -0500
4

[Bronys]

Level 17 Hacker

Obvious piece of **** forum member is obvious...turd. I talk about male reproductive organs.

This is probably the best moment to present myself here.

As this is a democratic forum (at least, i hope so), i will candidate for gov 2010 too.

Nothing more to say. Here democtratic rules. Everything for the user, nothing for those who want to destroy fwz.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

We have a race, folks!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

spf357 Posted:

nothing for those who want to destroy fwz.

That’s a p. weak platform to stand on hereabouts.

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

was has been there through the dark times, he’s rallied against injustice.

I want my candidate to be someone who can’t be bought by the man. I think we all know was cannot be bought. was is the man brave enough to tell the emperor that he has no clothes, while being gracious enough to offer his coat. Can we say the same for the other candidates?

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

scullyangel Posted:

I want my candidate to be someone who can’t be bought by the man.

I can’t be bought by the man.

Only by the woman.

scullyangel Posted:

while being gracious enough to offer his coat. Can we say the same for the other candidates?

You may have mine.

Log in to see images!

I’m pretty sure this is the candidate for me.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

MC Banhammer Posted:

You may have mine.

Log in to see images!

Hold on, why are you offering Scully a coat? I’m not quite sure I understand Log in to see images!

Also nice magical floating coat (unless you’re a creepy invisible dude)

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Hold on, why are you offering Scully a coat? I’m not quite sure I understand Log in to see images!

Also nice magical floating coat (unless you’re a creepy invisible dude)

Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Keep the dream alive. Do not be swayed by the rhetoric of mere flatterers. Other candidates pander to your preconceived notions, was shatters them. was knows what you want like no one else can. Believe in the dream. Change was coming.(c)

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