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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
62

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

I feel like selling things again.

Here’s some stuff.

GNU LOGO COLLAGE

Defense +9

Charisma +9

Max Processing Power +203

Offense +11

Digital Abacus

Max Processing Power +300

Offense +15

Defense +15

That stupid Ann Coulter book from Episode 2!

Offense +8

Defense +8

Luck +8

A trapped gay man!

Revives your sorry bum

That webcam you get from HugMasta that’s a special item blah blah blah not a masterball!

Defense +9

Offense +9

Random Kenghsalbgersabhrhgf

Luck +7

Offense +7

Rectumscan.prog

Luck +6

Defense +6

Charisma +6

Max Processing Power +150

I couldn’t remember if this was an Episode 3 file or not, but it’s still nice and I figured, hey, w/e

Defense +5

Max Processing Power +115

Expired Medication – MAY OR MAY NOT TURN INTO UNBORN BABY FETUSES, FREE COPIES OF FORUMWARZ ORANGE OR MOD STATUS: YOUR CALL

I have a lot of those, if you want more.

Anyways, buy my crap. All 72h auctions, all low/no reserve. You’ll notice many of these are one time items, so please bid accordingly.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
62

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Bumping for bids.

Kanye West

Avatar: 214905 2010-01-07 14:28:27 -0500
31

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Permanoob

I'mma let you finish, but x had one the greatest y's of ALL TIME!

Yo, nig, dem some cool bum auctions!

Here’s one of mine, too!

Scratched Raffi Clap-n-Sing-Along Record!

* Ego +215

* Defense +8

* Offense +8

Super rare and cool item for sale!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
62

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

You aren’t going to let all these fabulous items go to waste, are you? Prices GUARANTEED lower than Log in to see images!!*

*Items are cheaper due to the fact that they are, simply, less useful. But who cares? I mean, really? Whose stuff are you gonna buy: someone who cares about the common user or someone who spends money on custom emotes (clearly an elitist)? Joseph of Suburbia for Lieutenant Governor.

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