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Wanna Cyber? I'm in love with Shallow Esophagus

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

Though every STalk conversation I have with him, he just seems to get sweeter and sweeter..

Even when he made me do his friend’s work, my feelings for him grew and grew..

He makes me blush so much when he talks about my ego..

He’s just, so open minded and intelligent, he’s opens my eyes so much..

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

CoS imo

me to

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
24

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Warning, huge spoiler ahead!
Isn’t Shallow a girl?


MOD EDIT: added spoiler warning

JuliaLeann

Avatar: 178618 Sun May 31 11:45:38 -0400 2009
4

[Island of Avalon]

Level 68 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I feel exactly the same.

But I’m okay with sharing Shallow, really.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Isn’t Shallow a girl?


Finny is a dude Log in to see images!

KenKaniff

Avatar: 143897 Tue Mar 03 14:45:58 -0500 2009
8

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Forget Shallow. I wouldn’t mind sucking off Nordstorm while he goes “INTERNET-RIØT!!! Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
24

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Bandaney Posted:

Finny is a dude Log in to see images!

But he kept referring to Shallow as a he…oh well, I guess I’m just trying to hide my secret lust for GooseFriedBacon. I’d make her pump out hundreds of genetically predisposed for obesity children.

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

I wanna do doctor o

in the bum

Gender is a construct

lmao if you actually believe in it

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Gender is a construct

everything tends to be one these days, so why should we bother thinking about p much every abstract, ranging from gender to state and to love?

MichealRein

Avatar: Code (Green)
9

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

KenKaniff Posted:

Forget Shallow. I wouldn’t mind sucking off Nordstorm while he goes “INTERNET-RIØT!!! Log in to see images!

Amen to that

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Gender is a construct

lmao if you actually believe in it

Pyro is a woman

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

CoS imo

This was necessary at the beginning of the thread, and it has become moreso since then.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

This was necessary at the beginning of the thread, and it has become moreso since then.

Clearly our mods fail have failed us.

M3wThr33

Avatar: M3wThr33's Avatar
18

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Skyman747 Posted:

Pyro is a woman

REALLY? I totally ****ing missed that.

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’d probably **** Bruce Bear.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Gender is a construct

lmao if you actually believe in it

Not only that but Gender is a gradient on top of that, something people also seem to forget.

Next thing you know people will be arguing that there is an innate dichotomy in sexes and sexual preferences Log in to see images!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Dunatis Posted:

Not only that but Gender is a gradient on top of that, something people also seem to forget.

It might be a gradient, but in terms of numbers of people, the curve is shaped a lot like the characteristic for a transistor.

I bumume that makes my meaning clear to everyone, so I’ll just leave it at that.

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