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Wheels As expected, the Crotch Zombie Innovations team has dropped the ball AGAIN on Forumwarz Orange

We were promised a “Fun ‘n Flirty” Google Docs survey in exchange for our participation. What we got was anything but. An unnecessarily long survey with fish wallpaper (?!) does not remind me of hot blondez cruising down the boardwalk, blowing me kisses and winking with an aura of little pink and red hearts. Do you really think that tacking a “joke” question on the end that awkwardly propositions us makes up for this and all the rest of the following lies and insults we’ve suffered?

> Lied about giving us the ability to change the smileys by our names

> Insulted the entire community, especially those that have already donated quite a lot to the site, by charging a ridiculous sum for bug fixes

> Never fixed Search and deleted MCB’s recent protest threads

> Will not refund bp to the users that paid the full Orange price before it was lowered

> Failed to choose the “The colors, Trout…” thread tag and continuously ignored Swine’s peaceful and noble protest to the contrary

> Did not add the option to host pics here with the purchase of Orange

> Refused to allow cheater alts to specify the length of their ePeen

> Refused to let us customize our profile page with glitter graphics

> Did not reduce the long wait between posts for nana

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I’m sure I missed about a million lies that we’ve been told by Evil Trout, so please feel free to list them.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

> Lied about giving us the ability to change the smileys by our names

> Insulted the entire community, especially those that have already donated quite a lot to the site, by charging a ridiculous sum for bug fixes

> Never fixed Search and deleted MCB’s recent protest threads

> Did not reduce the long wait between posts for nana

ITT: Truth!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Upvoted.


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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I will use my unexperienced player status to wholeheartedly support this thread. CZ didn’t do **** about the real bugs, and charged quite a large amount for it.


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whys this moved


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

whys this moved

What did I tell you about the right side, girl?


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mine or youre’s?


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

aldo knows nothing about being on the right side of anything. ever.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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ilu man

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

This are very serious and should go in Civil Discussion. Aldo is German and as such does not understand the intricacies of our language.


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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Something to distract Aldo.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Why do people care about a badly made game, that is made by the users- the same people who put up with **** and the bad game itself. Crowd-sourcing is a good idea but sourcing from **** will only get ****.


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
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[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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