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Sex First Time YOu Had Sex?

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

How old where you the first time you had sex with someone?

With me I was 11 and sucked a good friends male reproductive organ.


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DoomInductor

Avatar: Toilet 2

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I was three and I raped a fifty-year-old woman.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

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9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

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Korn-Nazi

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

I’m not telling.


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stab my hear-
t because yo-
ure bored

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4

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

i remember it, it was in 8th grade and i was going out with a girl named robin and one evening we were just watching tv when she was like ‘so… you wana mess around??’ so we made out for a while then when i felt like she was ready i tried to get my male reproductive organ in her but she was too tight and i couldnt get it in so i just gave it up. the next weekend we tried again and i got it in and i remember her being super tight, i came sooo quick and she said it hurt… but she liked it alot so we started doing it regularly. eventually word got out at my school and since we were the only ones doing it at the time, everyone freaked out and a rumor got out that i got her pregnant. eventually the principal heard and told both our parents and robin got sent to a private school in california and i havent seen her since. still, i think about her a lot, i miss her, and im sure she remembers me too but i got no way of finding her :sigh:


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Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Korn-Nazi Posted:

I’m not telling.

Awwww *pouts*


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Neurotic Nin-
ja

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

um… last year… unless oral counts… then I was 16


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Escher

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13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

Neurotic Ninja Posted:

um… last year… unless oral counts… then I was 16

yah i guess thats the qutseion – i didn have sex until las year eithr, but i was doin other stuf be4 then. Log in to see images!


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KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

was summer, so as usual Alex had nothing to do and planned to sleep until noon as usual. Alex’ mother, however, was tired of his laziness and knew what he could do to fill his time. Alex’ grandmother was starting to pick up golfing as part of her retirement. Alex was a pretty solid golfer, so he got up to give his grandmother some beginner’s lessons.

When he got to the course he saw his grandmother, a woman who was slightly overweight but had some gigantic breats. Alex had always realized this, but it never really turned him on. However, today he couldn’t help but notice how hard she had made his male reproductive organ. Her watermelon sized breasts were practically coming out of her tight tank-yop. She was also wearing a pink mini-skirt which had beautifully shown off her shining, plump legs and her exquisite bum. Alex thought it was unnatural, so he tried to fight the urges.

First they went to the driving range. Alex got behind his grandmother to help with her swing. He felt her sweaty thighs and he knew that he couldn’t resist the urges.

They went to the putting green. Once again Alex got behind his grandmother so his hard male reproductive organ was rubbing up against her round bum. He was satisfied and knew he would just jerk off thinking about this experience, but he wanted more. Once his grandmother made her first putt, he knelt down to take the ball out of the hole just so he could catch an upskirt glimpse of her red cotton panties.

Alex wanted to get home so he could jerk off with these memories fresh in his mind. It was a hot day, he knew his grandmother would want to leave soon. When she did, however, she did not take Alex directly home. She knew he was hot too, so she offered to let him go swimming at her house. Alex accepted.

They got there and Alex immidiately went into the hot tub where he knew jerking off would be much more pleasurable. His grandmother went inside and Alex did not expect her to come back out since she wasn’t much of a swimmer. But when she came out in her black swimsuit that perfectly showed her large cleavage, alex was excited and scared. He knew that his grandmother had just caught him jerking off.

She played it off as though she had no clue and got right in the hot tube with him. She took of her straps so her nipples were almost visible and then layed back and closed her eyes not saying a word. She didn’t need to. Alex leaned over and revealed one of her mammoth breasts. He quickly started to suck on it. All she could say was “Oh Alex. I had no idea. Mmm, well you’re a little hard, aren’t you?”

She grasped his male reproductive organ and began to jerk it while it was submerged in the warm water. He then stood up while she lay in the water and put his male reproductive organ right between her monster mammary glands. He began to thrust like he was a first-timer. Eventually, his grandmother said “Let’s go inside, get more comfortable.”

Alex sat down while she sat on his male reproductive organ. After just a little while she couldn’t help but yell, “You’re so much better than your grandfather.” Alex didn’t hear any of it. He was just concentrating how good his grandmother felt.

Soon, they switched positions to doogy-style. Alex leaned over to grab her mammary glands. Right ther, he knew he was about to great times. However, he knew he had to keep going when she said, “I haven’t ejaculated in forever.” Alex kept going until he felt her great times lubricating his male reproductive organ.

He pulled out and stuck it in her mouth. He had never felt something so magical. His grandmother’s tongue mbumaging his male reproductive organ was like heaven. He shot his load in her mouth and she choaked it up. He lied down next to her and all he could say was, “Same time next week?”


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Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Escher Posted:

yah i guess thats the qutseion – i didn have sex until las year eithr, but i was doin other stuf be4 then. Log in to see images!

*nods* That’s about how it was here… I was an avid porn reader/watcher from the time I hit puberty on….I guess you could say I spent a lot of time exploring the canvas of my body


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NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I would write a long, sexyful, kickbum story about it, but no one would read it and I’m lazy.

Sooooooooo, I was 16, it was cool.


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KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

NawtyFish Posted:

I would write a long, sexyful, kickbum story about it, but no one would read it and I’m lazy.

Sooooooooo, I was 16, it was cool.

Lots of bleeding?


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Escher

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13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

Neurotic Ninja Posted:

*nods* That’s about how it was here… I was an avid porn reader/watcher from the time I hit puberty on….I guess you could say I spent a lot of time exploring the canvas of my body

all i can say is that its more fun if u bring a guide!!!!!! Log in to see images!


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NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

KellySunshine Posted:

Lots of bleeding?

Yeah dude, it was ****ing everywhere. My bed looked like a murder scene.

Actually not really. There’s another long, interesting, boring, going-to-be-read-by-no-one story behind that too.


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KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

NawtyFish Posted:

dude, it was ****ing everywhere. My bed looked like a murder scene.

Actually not really. There’s another long, interesting, boring, going-to-be-read-by-no-one story behind that too.

O RLY? My friend told me that she bled everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeee when she lost her virginity. But maybe it’s because she ****ed a fine upstanding member of society.


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NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

KellySunshine Posted:

O RLY? My friend told me that she bled everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeee when she lost her virginity. But maybe it’s because she ****ed a fine upstanding member of society.

Pfft, always blaming the black dude…

But YA RLY. My story involves a bike. It kicks bum.


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KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

God hates fine upstanding member of societys because a dude raped his father, so God made him black. That’s why fine upstanding member of societys live in ghettos and have AIDS.

He stuck the bike in your vagoo?


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NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

KellySunshine Posted:

God hates fine upstanding member of societys because a dude raped his father, so God made him black. That’s why fine upstanding member of societys live in ghettos and have AIDS.

He stuck the bike in your vagoo?

The bike and my first time are unrelated, except for the not bleeding part. O_o

God had a father? Was he an old italian mobster?


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Korn-Nazi

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Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Dante Kinkade Posted:

Awwww *pouts*

Tee hee….


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KellySunshine

Avatar: Goiter

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

NawtyFish Posted:

bike and my first time are unrelated, except for the not bleeding part. O_o

God had a father? Was he an old italian mobster?

Uh-huh, he is Italian! God’s father:

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His father’s the one that gave God the idea to add testicles to a man.

KellySunshine edited this message on 03/29/2008 1:26AM

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