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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

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Who do I have to violently enjoy to get 100 bp? Because I’m up for some goddamn raping right now. My male reproductive organ is in ****ing full on enjoy mode.


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Seriously, you ****s tell me right now. I am ****ing ready to get my enjoy on and play some EP 3.


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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Lord Shplane Posted:

Who do I have to violently enjoy to get 100 bp? Because I’m up for some goddamn raping right now. My male reproductive organ is in ****ing full on enjoy mode.

I think you’re confusing “violently enjoy” with “pay $10 to.” I’ve made that very same mistake personally before. Probably the most awkward dinner moment of my life.


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

I figure if I’m not paying the irl whores for sex I won’t pay the internet whores for their ****ty game.


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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I’m going to combine your two allegories and connect the dots. So you’re saying instead of paying a prostitute you enjoy them? That’s essentially stealing so why don’t you just apply the same concept to forumwarz and steal the bp from someone? Hack someone’s account or something.


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Programming -
Socks

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[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

male reproductive organs male reproductive organs male reproductive organs dongs

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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

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Because you can’t use your male reproductive organ for hacking.


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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Okay, I think I’ve ascertained the source of your problem. While forcing your male reproductive organ into a prostitute might be the right way to keep from paying for that particular service, in general it is not the right way to keep from paying for this service. You wouldn’t use a hammer to chop down a tree, you wouldn’t use a banana to bludgeon someone to death and by the same token you wouldn’t use your male reproductive organ to gain bp. It’s just not the proper tool for the job.


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

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Are you sure? Because I’ve used my male reproductive organ to chop down a tree before and an axe to enjoy a whore, so it seems like you can use tools for things they’re not originally intended.


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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Pretty sure. Use a wrench or something.


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KING KING KI-
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KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
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Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

Lord Shplane Posted:

Are you sure? Because I’ve used my male reproductive organ to chop down a tree before and an axe to enjoy a whore, so it seems like you can use tools for things they’re not originally intended.

you’d think so but you’d be wrong


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KINGx6

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Good thread! Would enjoy read again.


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

Pretty sure. Use a wrench or something.

Ok but who should I enjoy with the wrench?


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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

KingKloskowski Posted:

you’d think so but you’d be wrong

oh god you’re still alive

fabulous person-geddabout ever postin again in this forums


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

My name is 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337

Stop posting.


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lamo u got no ****en clue


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every time u come back ‘ere u getta bunch of ppl tellin u to stop postin

than u wait like a couple montsh and try again, hopin no1 knows u nemore


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

My name is 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337

Didn’t I just ****ing say something to you? Do I need to get down on some hardcore raping?


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

i wish more that that erectilwhatever dude would stop posting than shplane


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