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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

what if we’re unsure.


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

what if we’re unsure.

ask


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i don’T mASTURBATE

Nathan Explo-
sion

Avatar: 209993 2009-10-13 03:20:55 -0400
28

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

phenylcyclohexylpiperidine Posted:

i Lie

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

picked joke option

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

No, and I know this because they still talk to me.


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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

my mother doesn’t approve of masturbation


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

[15:12] <funjeh> UR A SKANK Log in to see images!

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Evil Trout

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Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

awesome thread


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TheMatty

Avatar: 64325 Thu May 28 03:54:11 -0400 2009
12

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

bummale reproductive organes


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fukn gay

[3:30] %(matty) e_death: fine upstanding member of society, u trippin

[3:31] @(e_death) yeah, i’m very clumsy

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

No, and I know this because they still talk to me.

still true


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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

So this one time when I was about 18 or so, my mom is a little tipsy and decides now is the time to give the safe sex talk. I find this rather funny especially since I’m 18 and have the internet, also we did that stuff in school.

Anywho, then she busts out the condoms and tells me how she and my dad always had a hard time with them and goes on to put one on her fingers. I’m laughing cuz that’s about all you can do in this situation and then she gives me several condoms and tells me to try them on and practice.

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THANKS MOM!!!


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

TheMatty Posted:

bummale reproductive organes


That ****er owes me royalties on bummale reproductive organes ™

bummale reproductive organes ™, male reproductive organbums ™& A bum That Poops male reproductive organes® are intellectual properties of CS and may not be rebroadcast without his expressed written consent

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puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

No, and I know this because they still talk to me.

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

picked joke option

also I miss this dude Log in to see images!

He quit FWZ like a man by just leaving and not asking to be banned like a little ****.


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Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

He quit FWZ like a man by just leaving

rest in peace chilepepino Log in to see images!

Real men don’t leave. They berate Forumwarz for getting old and fat and then they cheat on her with another forum and then they talk about how much they hate and can’t stand Forumwarz right to her face and try to do anything to make Forumwarz leave them.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

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He quit FWZ like a man by just leaving and not asking to be banned like a little ****.

Real men quit forumwarz by getting banned not because they asked for it but because they are badbumes who ride their harleys all over the flower beds in CD and give meth to kids.

And then the real real real badbumes — they still come back.


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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Reading the posts on this site makes me REALLY want to suck on a can of computer duster because then losing all these brain cells would at least sound kinda cool.


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