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Drugs The FW Moron's Guide to Alcohol - bump when you are dronk!

SuperMonkeyM-
an

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Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

People drink alcohol for the flavor, for the fun, for the super powers (see Crystal Head Vodka), and for the various levels of alcohol poisoning. All drinkers fall into one of these four categories. People who drink for the flavor are absolute morons. Everyone knows it is all about the fun and poisoning. Therefore there are many types of alcohol to help one become intoxicated. These are categorized by the abv content (alcohol by volume) or proof (which is the abv % multiplied by 2).

The weakest and most worthless form of alcohol is beer; it ranks in at about an average 5% abv (10 proof). The weak alcoholic content is not worth standing the **** flavor. Beer tops out at around 15% abv (30 proof), being weaker than most mixing liqueurs which average around 20% abv (40 proof). Rednecks, college students, and teenagers trying to look cool or act grown up are the common drinkers of this godawful beverage.

Mixing liqueurs are used to mix up various drinks for pussies or people who want to get ****faced without having to taste the ****ing alcohol. Their purpose can be to add flavor (Tia Maria) or merely to increase the amount of alcohol content (Vodka). Some known wonderful mixers include: Kahlua; Bailey’s Irish Creme; Curacao; and Midori. Although they are meant to be mixed, they can be served neat or on the rocks. This is usually done in the form of some kind of shot to prevent the flavor from cloying.

The strongest of all alcohol rank above 50% abv (100 proof) and cap off at 95% abv (190 proof). If anyone ever says they drink 191 proof or better, they are ****ing lying and by law you are required to punch them in the face. The most common 95% abv liquor is everclear and is meant to be taken with a back (A back is any consumable, such as water or a sammich, meant to dilute or slow the intake of alcohol into the body). A common practice by teenage bumhats is to pour everclear into a shot glbum and then light it—creating a flaming shot. Fortunately this results in a flaming bumhat (literally).

Other drinks such as whiskey, vodka, rum, and scotch can have a very high abv depending on their age and distilling process.

This has been a lesson in alcohol. **** YOU ALL.

SuperMonkeyMan edited this message on 02/10/2010 6:01PM

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

I am SO dronk right now.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

sup i’m supermonkeyman isaw people talking on idc and decided to spend my time writing a ****ty guide to getting drunk/enjoying fine alcohol

please ban me


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
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y Fallout Shelter
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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

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markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occbumional-rarities/120-minute-ipa.htm Currently brewed to about 18% A.B.V. At one time, this nectar of the gods was brewed to 22%, but that kinda screwed up the flavor.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

SuperMonkeyMan Posted:

People drink alcohol for the flavor, for the fun, for the super powers (see Crystal Head Vodka), and for the various levels of alcohol poisoning. All drinkers fall into one of these four categories. People who drink for the flavor are absolute morons. Everyone knows it is all about the fun and poisoning. Therefore there are many types of alcohol to help one become intoxicated. These are categorized by the abv content (alcohol by volume) or proof (which is the abv % multiplied by 2).

The weakest and most worthless form of alcohol is beer; it ranks in at about an average 5% abv (10 proof). The weak alcoholic content is not worth standing the **** flavor. Beer tops out at around 15% abv (30 proof), being weaker than most mixing liqueurs which average around 20% abv (40 proof). Rednecks, college students, and teenagers trying to look cool or act grown up are the common drinkers of this godawful beverage.

Mixing liqueurs are used to mix up various drinks for pussies or people who want to get ****faced without having to taste the ****ing alcohol. Their purpose can be to add flavor (Tia Maria) or merely to increase the amount of alcohol content (Vodka). Some known wonderful mixers include: Kahlua; Bailey’s Irish Creme; Curacao; and Midori. Although they are meant to be mixed, they can be served neat or on the rocks. This is usually done in the form of some kind of shot to prevent the flavor from cloying.

The strongest of all alcohol rank above 50% abv (100 proof) and cap off at 95% abv (190 proof). If anyone ever says they drink 191 proof or better, they are ****ing lying and by law you are required to punch them in the face. The most common 95% abv liquor is everclear and is meant to be taken with a back (A back is any consumable, such as water or a sammich, meant to dilute or slow the intake of alcohol into the body). A common practice by teenage bumhats is to pour everclear into a shot glbum and then light it—creating a flaming shot. Fortunately this results in a flaming bumhat (literally).

Other drinks such as whiskey, vodka, rum, and scotch can have a very high abv depending on their age and distilling process.

This has been a lesson in alcohol. **** YOU ALL.

Yeah, it’s not good. I wish it was, but it just isn’t.


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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

noticed this thread was about alcohol. didn’t read any of it but i feel it should be a part of it anyways.


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

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Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Saw poster, decided it would be a better idea to not read the thread

Guess I did well.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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