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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ Posted:

AM I IN A COMA? ARE ALL OF YOU FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION?

The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

Captain_Amazing Posted:

I’M MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Heads up, Trashquatch. You’ve been punked.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

You wanna blowjob?

To hell with good intentions.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

“There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a man is ever natural, since his presence calls the world into question. All men must die: but for every man his death is an accident and, even if he knows it and consents to it, an unjustifiable violation.”


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Dunatis Posted:

“There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a man is ever natural, since his presence calls the world into question. All men must die: but for every man his death is an accident and, even if he knows it and consents to it, an unjustifiable violation.”

Even though I cannot define manhood, I do know that we will never define it if we cannot discuss it openly and freely, without fear of being castigated or vilified for exploring the boundaries of these issues.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

is the world gonna end on Dec. 12 2012?


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

GOLDENSAUSAGE Posted:

is the world gonna end on Dec. 12 2012?

After I’m gone, your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites. And that’s how it’s going to be…


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Anansi

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9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

Still waiting for obscure.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Anansi Posted:

Still waiting for obscure.

Professor Commie PhD: “You leave my babies!”

Anansi: “They’re my babies now, you commie son of a ****!”

Professor Commie PhD: “Nazi Bastard!”


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

should i get this mole looked at?


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

GOLDENSAUSAGE Posted:

should i get this mole looked at?

Jesus is in my body; my body has let me down.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

Fish, chips, cup o’ tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-****in’-Poppins London?

Kosher male reproductive organc-
heese

Avatar: 224693 2010-01-14 18:48:57 -0500

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Finny Posted:

Fish, chips, cup o’ tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-****in’-Poppins London?

FINNY’S UNBANNED GUYS

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Finny Posted:

Fish, chips, cup o’ tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-****in’-Poppins London?

This is where some go, to avoid the sunrays and the noise of subways; emerging introverted, unemployed and unshaved…

Kosher male reproductive organcheese Posted:

FINNY’S UNBANNED GUYS

One more solo? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

pull my finger


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spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

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KenKaniff

Avatar: 143897 Tue Mar 03 14:45:58 -0500 2009
8

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Will you marry me?


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iDavid

Avatar: Server Hacker
15

[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

How can I make drugs from basic items in my house?


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Do you often open yourself to the gentle indifference of the world?


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Frank Drebin

Avatar: 223877 2009-12-30 13:22:00 -0500
8

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

GOLDENSAUSAGE Posted:

pull my finger

Let’s fight ‘till six and then have dinner.

spartadude Posted:

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I’m growing my fingernails long. Then I’ll file them into points, so I’ll have claws just like you.

KenKaniff Posted:

Will you marry me?

Why, I must confess that I love him better than our games of Kiss Me Deer. I am afraid you will be angry

iDavid Posted:

How can I make drugs from basic items in my house?

There are a bunch of secets in this job and the initiates guard them with an idiotic slyness. For instance, you need to treat the pot, or it stays green and hurts the throat.

Fie Posted:

Do you often open yourself to the gentle indifference of the world?

In the end it’s all nice.

Frank Drebin Posted:

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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